Old Man Yaoi Detector

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[peterpettigrewismyhomeboy]

Regulus Black as an infant

[fairycosmos]

in the dead wife flashback saying shit like im glad its raining the plants really needed it

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

pandalily medieval au where lily is the princess and pandora is the village witch

[3lectracuted]

remus pulls his shirts off by grabbing the back of the neck and yanking it off

sirius grabs both sides of the bottom of his shirt with his arms crossed and pulls it off like that

James doesn't wear shirts

Peter gets lost in the armholes and bumps into walls cus he cant ever take a shirt off smoothly

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Pandora: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Pandora: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Pandora: I also want to softhack his circuits. Dorcas: I literally could not give less of a shit but never fucking say anything as frightening as that ever again.

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[wowza8]

Eleven year old James js standing there shook asf while Sirius starts monologuing like he’s been through 3 wars and a divorce.

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[boyfa1lure]

fruit flies are the strongest form of ragebait

[manuciruja]

louis looks his best when he's killing people i don't make the rules

[userarmand]

“That's the most contact I've had from him in a while.” [via tvinsider]

[sillystigmata]

The twirl is lethal.

[op-la]