greenhorn-teacher

English nerd and definite sugar addict in search of a place to waste time and tell stories. He/him.

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[estrogirlie]

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?

[hustlerose]

princesses are wildly overpopulated, not to mention invasive

[hustlerose]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Disney in 1996 boldly asked the question of what happens when you make a movie about how you shouldn't be racist towards a specific group, while also being wildly racist towards said group

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hunchback could have been so good if they cut the gargoyles and anti romani racism

[filmgifs]

HERCULES 1997, dir. John Musker & Ron Clements

[segamascott]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Disney in 1996 boldly asked the question of what happens when you make a movie about how you shouldn't be racist towards a specific group, while also being wildly racist towards said group

[elexuscal]

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[the-haiku-bot]

addendum: you can

only reblog this if you’re

not racist part 2

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[tf2heritageposts]

staunchly against fucking your mom

[tf2heritageposts]

[the-communist-owl]

Staunchly for fucking the doctor

[tf2heritageposts]

scout’s ma: i want to fuck your doctor

scout: my ma wants to fuck you

medic: i’m too busy dissociating in my office and hallucinating sorry

[dippermabelpines]

GRAVITY FALLS 1.05 - The Inconveniencing

[infertilityidol]

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them