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[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[chilewithcarnage]

when an ugly bitch call you twin

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[catchymemes]

[were--ralph]

the queen who jumped on it and took it down

[wanderer-chronicles]

Same little girl who gets the close- up when the dragon first approaches. Her shield is upside down, her sword is bent and nearly broken, and she looks terrified and near tears... and she charges.

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage"

- CS Lewis.

[biglawbear]

I would NEVER forget this if I were a kid

[strawberryjamsara]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[euclyptodis]

My new year resolution is to have 36 - 48 hours per day

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ibuprofengirl]

here's to another year of being a substance abusing pseudo intellectual

[dailyquests]

(HERO) Drink a White Monster.

-OR-

(DARK) Become a White Monster.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[3000s]

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[rukosanada]

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[aokozaki]

new xkcd "[x] years" comic dropped... maybe it's all gonna be alright...

[catcomixzstudios]

[x]

[matikanetannhauser]

Eat shit and die

mambo

[boredlamb-da]

Visit Original Link

[dogpuppy]