The Simple Things

I don't know what this is either

[viralfrog]

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

web weave finds that made me want to claw my eyes out

[chaoticgouda]

In AWE at the sheer big dick energy this royal mistress exuded

[dogpuppy]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[berkeleygirl3]

[rednines]

Why ARE tumblr fandomites so horny for the skinny-guy-in-a-carnival-barker-suit archetype?

This really should be studied

[rednines]

Does the carnival barker/ monopoly man outfit whitecode the twink extra hard for a suburban audience that wants to tarry with sleaze, danger and evil but needs to feel like it’s simultaneously safe and in control?

It’s like visual toxoplasmosis for them

[nothazellevesque]

since the 2004 spongebob squarepants movie can be considered a retelling of the odyssey, this means that the climax, in which spongebob returns to the krusty krab to fight off the mind controlled bikini bottom denizens and sings goofy goober rock, can be considered a retelling of the scene in which odysseus slaughters penelope’s suitors.

[fashionmajor]

one thing i wanna say though is data centers being built in rural areas is environmental racism + classism so when i see ppl bitching about locals bitching about data centers im like oh it’s literally because it’s not your backyard being demolished and your air not being polluted and your waterways not being ran dry and your soundscapes not being raised to unhealthy decibels ….

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[bruzum]

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[betta-butch]

pondering the snorb (snail orb)

[kosmogrl]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]