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Cait || 20+ || Professional Crastinator and Enjoyer of Nerdy Things. Welcome to my (not so) art blog, and expect much Tolkien and Silmarillion things here. Prism Quest Webcomic

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.

[soup-mother]

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

[soup-mother]

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

[centrally-unplanned]

That is just the mercenary equivalent of feeling "if I have to send one more email I am going to explode" while doing the email job you knowingly consented to doing and probably worked hard to get; it is probably the most relatable thing they could portray!

[behaemoth]

if the DA2 crew had to have the team meetings the DA4 crew has

[meilas]

do it scared but also do it charging headfirst and screaming so it doesn’t know you are scared

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[knightedangel-deactivated202605]

Guys

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[thesidegallants]

May 2019

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Tag yourself, I'm the voidcat

[huariqueje]

Lakeside - Mia Bergeron , 2025.

American, b. 1979   -    

Acrylic on flat panel , 9 x 5 in.

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[wha-archive]

Hehe, Brushbug. New episode of the anime tomorrow! Shirahama posted these to her twitter today.

[skyrim-forever]

Cunk on Nirn Part 3: I had to this iconic bit

[greysidhe]

A Voidson for consideration:

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[razzlebathrobe]

Basil Rathbone as Richard III & Vincent Price as Duke of Clarence in Tower of London (1939)

"Let's drink to a better understanding." "I know you, Richard! Poison! You're trying to kill me!" requested by @rauferes

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable