Griddle of the Strong Gay Arms

Cal | they/them | Local Muppet Enthusiast | English/Literature nerd | Cat Dad with Locked Tomb brain rot

[goth-queen]

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[shane-actually]

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

[tomhoppusdelonge]

this email could have been a clit sucking

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[celticcanon]

Gideon the Ninth ass post.

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[cloevr]

i hope you witness 1000 breasts

[linhzard]

some tlt girlies i never posted!

[abernathyvalois]

WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom]

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

[archaeologistproblems]

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.

[ninoacca]

Gonna catch up on some art posting starting with my camilla hect madness week from a year ago

[nousanti]

Laios Touden

[river-grunfeld]

I Iove adventure time

[braunattatcher]

this whole "kiri isn't my sweet little gideon why's she a bitch now" this fandoms got going on sometimes is pissing me off.

she's always been a bitch. all she's tryna do is find her fuckass girlfriend, and when she finds her, there's a toddler inhabiting her body.

hell, i'd make it everybody's problem too

[palestrangermoon]

The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt

[cxpidssarrow]

I'm watching Adventure Time all over again and omg I forgot how much I loved prismo, I genuinely forgot how chill he was since I mainly have memories of him from Fionna and Cake 💔 and I genuinely giggled when Jake mentioned needing to get him a girlfriend

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[annabelle--cane]

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

[vividciggy]

First read of HtN : devestating tragedy

Second read of HtN : probably the funniest fucking book I've ever read

[griddlezeeninth]

fuckin real omg

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]