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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Origami Around
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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smth stinks.
@bungeetricked @ningyoshii @decepteur here take this
i wanna do the vine meme but i also know basically no vines aside from “i want to see my little boy” and griffin mcelroys vines
ningyoshii:
bungeetricked:
cherry made me see this with my own two eyes @ningyoshii
thanks! i fucking hate it
im not sorry
hisoka keeps trying to sneak around but his ass is so dummy thicc the clap from his cheeks keeps alerting everyone
“4-4-1, pawn.”
“6-5-1, knight.”
“2-7-2, new spy… Komugi, are you still there?”
“Yes, I sure am. I’m not going anywhere. 4-5-1, lieutenant general.”
“That’s checkmate. …Komugi, are you still here?”
“Yes, yes… Right here. Let’s play another match. The loser goes first.”
“Komugi…”
“Yes, yes? What is it?”
“It appears I never defeated you a single time.”
“What are you saying? We’ve just gotten started!”
“Yes… 1-5-1, marshal.”
“9-5-1, marshal.”
“Komugi, are you still here?”
“Yes, of course. It’s your turn, Meruem-sama.”
“I’m a little tired…I need to take a short nap. Will…you hold my hand…? Komugi? Komugi, are you there?”
“I can hear you. I understand. Like this?”
“I’ll…wake up shortly…Will you stay by my side…until I wake?”
“I’ve never left your side. I’ll always be here.”
“Komugi…”
“Yes, yes? What is it?”
“…Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Will you call me…”
“Yes?”
“…by my last name, one last time?”
gif/gfx request meme
my favorite female character aka komugi from hunter x hunter + love (asked by @viole)
silencedwaltz:
@grimalkill
Sometimes they find themselves restless, hungry even, with no way to deal with their cravings; the faces of their companions flash through their mind, reminding them not to even think about what their instincts tell them to.
And yet… it’s difficult. Kite would never admit it to Colt, who seems perfectly content living as humans do, and of course they would never admit it to the rest of his team for fear of scaring them. Sleepless days pass with no end in sight, and Kite often fantasizes in bursts of exhaustion about becoming humanity’s enemy, if only to quench their insurmountable hunger.
So Kite approaches Neferpitou, ironically the only being who can understand their plight – considering that it is because of that being that Kite is in this plight in the first place.
“What exactly… have you been eating?”
pitou does not sleep in the way other creatures do. unlike the creature whose characteristics they have borrowed, so to speak, pitou requires little rest. they were created to protect and serve, and as a result, their body and mind has been optimized.
they’re always prowling about. when kite approaches them, they’re not surprised in the slightest. they’ve been standing guard, almost motionless, for quite some time now.
“what do i eat?” pitou echoes. ah, nyow i understand... that’s what all this is about. despite their human origin, kite still experiences the instincts of a chimera ant. “hmm...”
they take some time to deliberate on the question. “...pig,” pitou finally says. “i eat pork products, mainly. they’re the ones that closest resemble the flesh of a human when cooked... and to be honest, some of the foods you humans cook up taste better than any human i’ve ever eaten.”
perhaps it’s a different situation for pitou. like sleep, they do not need to eat as much as a regular chimera ant. kite is not a royal guard, and may experience impulses more symptomatic of a king or queen ant... which may pose an issue, if hunger is indeed the issue.
ニャー @decepteur
“you say there’s a place i can earn rewards for fighting?”
pitou couldn’t deny they were intrigued, pupils widening ever so slightly as they stared at hisoka. they’d long been denied entertainment, denied their very nature which was to hunt and catch prey simply for the thrill of it.
“fascinating... humans do have good ideas, sometimes. tell me, magician... are the opponents there worthy?”
that cruel smirk that’s so characteristic of them graces their face as they continue to speak.
“...and if they lose, is it perfectly ‘moral’ for me to eat them?”
ニャー @slotshunts
they held a wriggling human man in their tight grasp, holding him up effortlessly by the neck. he was tired and worn, having been pushed to his limits, nen barely giving any sparks at all. all in all, he’d barely put up a fight. pitou was disappointed, and for that reason, they didn’t feel much like being merciful.
“nyow...” pitou purred, eyes narrowed. “shall we play one more game, human...? if you win, i’ll let you go.”
the man’s eyes bugged out of his head as he gasped like a fish, trying and failing to claw at the monstrous paw gripping him like a vice. “and if-- i lose--?” he croaked.
pitou’s mouth twisted up into a nasty grin, fangs sharp enough to tear open his jugular showing themselves. “if you lose, i will eat you,” they said simply.
the man let out a whimper.
ニャー @namesought
they dropped to one knee in front of him.
“my king.” pitou’s tone, normally so cheeky and playful, became something entirely different when confronted with the chimera ant king. the cat who didn’t seem to have a respectful bone in their body reserved all their faithfulness and devotion for that one person to whom they had pledged their life to, even before they were born. it was as if they were a completely different person.
they kept their head lowered, a sign of utmost respect. “i have done as you requested. i collected three more ‘special’ humans to serve as your meals for today. if they are not to your liking, i shall begin my search anew.”
ニャー @rocknen
bored...
the chimera ant’s tail lashed behind them as they sought some kind of stimulation, something that would get their blood pounding in this city full of accursed humans. some of them, they could sense, would put up a good fight; they could tell the nen users from the regular people quite easily, even without looking. but, alas... they were under strict orders not to cause too much trouble.
their feline gaze caught on a boy, and they tore their eyes from the other nen user they’d been watching to see if they could catch them alone. interesting... something about him tugged at their chest, his earthy scent bringing back faint sensations of memories that had long since been wiped from their brain.
they crept closer. they smelled kite on him, now.
c l o s e r ... until he could feel their breath on his neck.
and then, just like that, they vanished again, to hide in the shadows, wanting to judge his reaction.
ニャー @mediknight
it’s a damn shame they’ve been forbidden from consuming humans. the aspiring doctor’s brain was likely an outright delicacy, and pitou nearly salivated thinking of it. ah, well... perhaps one day they might be freed from this strange geas.
they were not forbidden, however, from breaking and entering.
when leorio entered the key into the lock to his apartment, pitou’s ear twitched. as he opened the door, he would be confronted with the sight of the strange humanoid creature flipping through one of his magazines, smirk on their catlike face.
“interesting... human mating rituals are so strange,” pitou purred.
komugi x kitty