Captain's Log

It's a good day to be indigenous (Navajo/Laguna Pueblo/Isleta Pueblo/Zuni Pueblo). From New Navel of the Moon aka New Mexico. Seeking Thrills, Adventures, and tasty snacks. Mythically cautious. Majestically wandering the hills of life lost as fuck.

[skodasforge]

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

[djeeba]

Read this in Brennan Lee Mulligan’s voice

[teathattast]

[thefurriestofchows]

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

[wakingfromthewater]

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

[teathattast]

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

[movie-gifs]

The Little Mermaid dir. John Musker | 1989

[laurens-german]

TARZAN 1999, dir. Chris Buck, Kevin Lima

[jesuis-assez]

Penelope (2006)

[liberalsarecool]

The fascist Trump regime has arrested former CNN anchor Don Lemon in its latest crackdown on journalism after he reported from inside a church protest in Minnesota—despite a magistrate judge previously rejecting the case against him as unsupported by evidence.

The Pedo President is illegitimate.

[modern-politics111]

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[decamarks]

AFTER NEARLY 19 YEARS OF THIS STUPID WEBSITE

[allthesepurplelights]

[allthesepurplelights]

[kylieminvogue]

"CAPTAIN MARVEL" 2019, dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

[for-the-sake-of-fuck]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

[a-sentient-cup]

[greenekatgrey]

I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.

[teaboot]

Piss and blood can both be DNA tested

DNA testing is time and labour consuming

DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources

PROPOSITION:

Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity

[depsidase]

[monkeypng]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[secretly-a-trekkie]

Me too buddy me too

[starryrants]

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