[chandra-telescope]

you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”

[acebycircle]

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

[copperbadge]

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

[copperbadge]

Happy 10th anniversary to by far the most viral reblog I ever made. I still see screengrabs of this on my own facebook dash like, once a month.

[dogpuppy]

[byruit]

[foone]

making cats use windows 8 is cruel and unusual

[themaniacisinthemailbox]

[egberts]

[egberts]

this was about a cute little dinosaur plushie. get your mind out of the gutter

[wizardpostsdotorg]

sending out my brainless hunk homunculus for errands

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

[ryan-sometimes]

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

[fromhersoul]

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[charlesoberonn]

I'm teaching myself how to draw which means I can bring my bad puns to life.

2x2 version:

[charlesoberonn]

Post found its target audience

[goldensunset]

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

[taptrial2]

???????????????

[essentiallydanielle]

I’m dead 💀

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[infectiouspiss]

take your wedding ring off that's literally fetish gear and you're wearing it in public you disgusting freak nobody wants to see that