Grim Hoax or Scum

AAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[felixcolgrave]

Waiting for a render, drew a garf to calm my nerves. Photoshop probably slowed down the rendering, but the garf was undeniably therapeutic.

[nyctosaurid]

sometimes i wonder if people on the whole really did believe things like ‘if you look at a wolf you can’t talk anymore’ or ‘owls cry when someone dies’ or if that was the medieval equivalent of your friend’s friend debra who swears the government is spraying chemicals using airplane contrails and blogs about it once a week on tuesdays

[chrisweedpiano]

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[blindbirdnerd]

then we sleep

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

name something purer than this. i’ll wait

[mysharona1987]

This really is a hilarious story.

[evelynfreya-deactivated20181220]

Best

[pacificrim-archive]

[stunningpicture]

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

[avocavo]

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Yoda the cloud

[mysharona1987]

This really is a hilarious story.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito bite”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, poking and sucking.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[woolay-archives-blog]

I feel uneasy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

[klapollo]

is that wrinkly kong

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

[woolay-archives-blog]

forget what you saw

[reddragdiva]

[blatsuura]

That feeling when a you see an old picture of yourself show up as a meme.

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

‘shippers in the hands of an angry god

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[academicssay]

[cybergata]

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

hes so stupid

[goblinization]

idiot can’t figure out how water works