Shitposts from Ground Zero

I make Fallout stuff. Expect many terrible jokes. (and yes, my name is Jam.)

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The Official Ground Zero Idiocies Masterlist

It’s here! I’ve divided the posts into a few categories for ease and convenience. Enjoy!

Companion Switch Dialogue: Jack Cabot Scribe Haylen

Headcanons: F4 Companions’ Favorite Meat Dishes F4 Companions’ Favorite Musicals F4 Companions’ Favorite Modern-ish Bands F4 Companions’ Favorite Movies F4 Companions’ Favorite Pets F4 Companions’ Opinions on Furbies F4 Companions’ Favorite North American Cities F4 Companions’ Favorite Star Wars Movies Random Nick Valentine Headcanons Random Piper Headcanons

Companion Reacts: Fluff Lightning Round F4 Companions Encounter a Dinosaur F4 Companions go to IHOP F4 Companions Meet the Mysterious Stranger F4 Companions Teach a High School Class F4 Companions Tell Their Favorite Jokes F4 Companions Play Minecraft F4 Companions go to College F4 Companions React to a Terrible Battle Plan F4 Companions Get Pranked F4 Companions get Nicknames  F4 Companions get Insulted F4 Companions Act Their Age F4 Companions Witness a Stampede F4 Companions Get a Drink F4 Companions go to McDonalds F4 Companions on an Airplane F4 Companions React to ‘Glimpse of Us’ by Joji F4 Companions React to ‘Something Stupid’ by Frank Sinatra F4 Companions React to ‘Bad Habits’ by Ed Sheeran F4 Companions find the Treasure of Jamaica Plain NV Companions React to the Courier’s Deadliness NV Companions React to the Courier’s Gambling Super Mutants Talk about the Institute

Superhero Nora Series: Nora is Captain America Nora is Iron Man Nora is Black Widow

Fallout Short Fiction: Preston Hosts Boy’s Night Companions go Bowling Vault 112 Pitch Meeting The Strange Case of Nora and the Pip-Boys James, the Man Who Saved Danse’s Beautiful Ass Dad An Extended (Synthetic) Family Put Some Damn Clothes On! Let’s Take his Coat!

My Fallout Opinions: My Biggest Problem with New Vegas Gary is Dumb Response: Gary is *Still* Dumb What I Hate About Every Fallout Game Why House Would Probably (Unfortunately) Win Fallout Hot Takes Fallout Hot Takes, The Second Fandom Overlap: Fallout and Star Trek Racist Parts in Every Fallout Game My Problem with Fallout 4 Companion Reacts Changes I Would Make to Fallout 4 Not Romancing Valentine is Good, Actually Honest Hearts is a Waste Things we Forget About Companions Danse and his Magic Armor Fallout Fans Don’t Support Genocide for 5 Minutes Challenge (Impossible) Fallout TV Show Anxieties Best/Worst Fallout Ships Every Fallout Game and DLC, Ranked

Random Posts: Super Mutant Baseball Power Armor Warranty President Eden is Dumb Longfellow is not Old The Sole Survivor Goes to Diamond City Companions Get Vaccinated NFT Shenanigans pt. 1 NFT Shenanigans pt. 2 Stop Simping I Love Jack Cabot I Love Klamath Bob Infinite Monkey Cage Fallout Movie Fancast pt. 1 Fallout Movie Fancast pt. 2 Fallout Movie Fancast pt. 3 How are Catholics Real What Grocery Store is X6? I ranked the Star Wars Movies(?)

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I don’t know if the niche audience for fallout 4 companion content still exists but for no discernible reason I want to write about silly little guys in a silly little world right around now

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Now that I’m mutuals with a Star Wars blog I feel the need to renounce my previous Star Wars ranking post

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RIP Matthew Perry.

You will be missed. Thanks for all the laughs, good times, and platinum chips.

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might start a discourse blog

who knows

[notedchampagne]

i watched bottoms this is like if mamma mia were actually gay. movie made for ME

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hate the implication that mamma mia isn’t already gay

[senatortedcruz]

🤔

[tabloidsores]

Light that sucker up

[ilmutus-deactivated20250209]

many people describing this baby as a "bioshock save or harvest type of guy"

[henstomper]

Anybody who refuses to knock a dinger because of some "baby" does not deserve to play the sport of baseball

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POV:

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you’re never gonna believe this but i remembered my tumble password

[toyboy-molloy]

shoutout to that security lady who thinks charles and oliver were giving away their bisexual daughter on her wedding day

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i know i should be posting about fallout but i’ve been way to obsessed with the musical Chicago recently and this is decidedly not a Chicago blog

woops

[catmilks]

i imagine the kens sleep in a big pile like a bunch of ferrets. also allan is there

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Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who deserve a hug :) Now let the hugging begin! 💜

Alright, I will. Anyone still here despite my LOA, this one is for you. ❤️🫡

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

[morlock-holmes]

On the other hand, as an American, it kinda hits you that the first chapter is "Long wars deplete physical resources and the morale and discipline of your soldiers, don't do long wars".

[sun-tzu-once-said]

[ratinkandiarmor]

I got bored in class and remembered I had colored pens in my bag so I decided to doodle a little

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Not fallout but follow my friend!!! Look at this shit

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A definitive ranking of the 15 songs from Schmigadoon!

because why not

not like i post here anymore anyway :(

also i don’t remember the song names oops

OK THE LIST

14. Cross that Bridge. It’s fine ig

13. Corn Puddin’. I didn’t love it :(. However, ME WANT CORN PUDDING.

13. Lover’s Spat. Domestic abuse is not ok guys

12. Suddenly I love you. Points deducted because Jaime Camil is distractingly hot

11. He’s a queer one (Florence in denial song). Those morherfucking sculptures my GOD

10. Somewhere love is waiting for you. Not as iconic but still

9. You can’t tame/oh wait you can. DANNY BAILEY TAKE ME ON A DATE RIGHT THIS INSTANT

8. Jane Krakowski’s song. Learn how to drive

7. Schmigadoon! (The first one). WHERE THE MEN ARE MEN AND THE COWS ARE COWS 💪💪💪💪

6. Tribulations. Glinda in her emo phase fr

5. Enjoy the Ride. TAKE ME ON TWO DATES DANNY

4. The Vagina Song. This song helped some of my cousins pass their sex ed tests

3. You make me want to sing/finale. It’s kinda all one song. It’s my list get off my case

2. IM A HOMOSEXUAL. Alan Cumming my icon. Iconic song. i’m a homosexual.

1. With all of your heart (the one in the school). uh it’s good. Teacher good. Kids funny. Keegan Michael Key good. Neat.

i’m gonna post something normal soon dw

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My favorite thing about the new Fallout 76 updates is that they inadvertently proved that the Enclave is not transphobic which like

…based?

[tunnelsnakesfool]

Fallout 4 VS Real life