Love me or Hate me, both are in my favor...

p much a meme loving nerd who takes cartoons way to seriously

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

[crunchy--milk]

i straight up get rid of carbon. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

That’s the bitch

[seaslux]

[punkmecrosseyed]

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

[transjemder]

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

[valtsv]

me entering hell: eugh heugh FUCkkkk what’s P OP PP IN AAUUGHHHEUGH, huhuh woooOoOW it’s lit in heere, huhhh shuhugh mmwwahhh fuUUUCKK IT’S HOT AS FUCK IN HERE,

satan: can somebody PLEASE remove that from the premises

[cursedcatimages]

[allsadnshit]

if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now 

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[butchflirt]

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[mayurikurotsutchi]

tummy hurt

[hotvampireadjacent]

free sody

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

[gimmeblood]

*eats an apple*

Scurvy:

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[mysterious-transmissions-deacti]

blah blah dating blah blah drama… do yourself a favor and talk about cool bugs every once in a while

[dexthorn]

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

[snapscube]

did u buy it with money

[dexthorn]

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

[snapscube]

[dexthorn]

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[c3rvida3]

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

[memereposts]

What the fuck is happening

[c3rvida3]

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!