Luminous Cretin

I'm here for shit posts and shenanigans. 28 ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪ they/them ♈

[groundtacojr]

im moving different. im a worg. im biting the fart bubbles in the noxious cloud. we smoking tadpoles. snorting that good baldurian soldier tamarind, gondian jibbies. that creche backwoods hitting that pussy smell like a hellkite siege engine. im sick in the head. im on the cloud giant geronimos. i don't give a fuck if i go blind, i don't need to see the dice check anyway. im high on 12 ketheric thorms, looking to beat the cum out of a thick fresh sussur. we smoking filtered weave you stupid piece of shit. call that pussy the astral prism cause im in this bitch, and i can't get out. dame aylin, id drink her piss out of another man's balls. i have pushed a beholder through the eye of a needle. i have seen the necromancy of thay. this shit ain't nothing to me man. i was flipping bricks for asmodeus before you were even in 5th edition.

[keibay]

most of my fear and hunger art so far o_0

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i found an article on PubMed outlining, like, the actual procedure of vaginoplasty, which is real neat and all, but it's titled:

like a video game walkthrough

and it just

has not left my head

anyway very good article, would recommend, but SEVERE WARNING, there's photos of the surgery itself and it's a bit gory

[foone]

Talking to my doc tomorrow so I'll ask if they plan to do mine by following the appropriate gamefaqs

[liiiiiiiith]

[viktor-sbor]

How the commercial is shot

[handmedownpocketpussy]

[crimsonrush216]

Why is this so satisfying lol

[kyleblackpaw]

Practical effects win again

[dimondlite]

You can't eat CG and your brain knows it.

[myturtlespeedy]

I literally spit water all over my screen.

[thesevenumbrellas]

For context

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?

[more-snores]

@callibones

[fruitpeels]

Had breakfast with my folks the other day

[ashtwinproject22]

I know Bethesda has the (well deserved) reputation of creating their games out of hacked together duct-tape-laden spaghetti code on an ancient quirky engine but I feel like FromSoft deserves their fair mention too. Bonfires aren't objects, they're a visual mesh with an invisible NPC standing on top of it that you "talk to" when you want to sit. Tons of enemies are just two NPCs glued on top of one another because they didn't know how to make an enemy have more than one attack that can fire off at a time. Winter lanterns' frenzy buildup attack comes from an invisible guy sitting on their heads shooting you with an invisible gun. Djura doesn't shoot you with his gatling gun, he just sits there doing nothing (with his cape sitting right around his ears due to how the game renders cloth physics from far away) because the actual NPC shooting you is the gun itself. Lothric and Lorian aren't two separate NPCs holding onto each other, they're one NPC with a second, invisible NPC glued to its back that takes damage on behalf of Lothric. Why? Because they couldn't figure out how to make one NPC ride on another one. They straight up went "We couldn't figure out how to make one NPC ride another, so we combined two NPCs into one and then glued another one to its back, simple." Really it's amazing how much of FromSoft's game design is just "we put an invisible guy here to do things because we couldn't figure out how to make the visible guy do it"

Even Elden Ring for all its advancements in mounts and whatnot has hilarious behind the scenes quirks. When Radahn does his meteor attack he doesn't track you, he teleports his horse underneath you and then aims at the horse

[muuku]

redraw of this pic since i'm sure the gang would love bear!halsin (i definitely like imagining bear!halsin shuffling around camp)

[hillhomed]

ground me ground you

[veeranger]

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

[jezi-belle]

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

[bmwiid]

noted

[rain-droplet]

this post was 7 years ago, everyone still love the youth ?

[soberscientistlife]

That's sad AF.

[sylviii]

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

[aboutoriginality]

[foone]

Always worth mentioning: the winner of that championship was the trans woman Rebecca Heineman.

She has a long career in the games industry: she co-founded interplay, programmed Wasteland and Out of this World and The Bards Tale, she was behind the Wolfenstein 3D ports to Mac and 3DO, designed Bards Tale 3 and Tass Times in Tonetown, and then went on to do consulting work for a lot of companies, doing assorted development and design work. Since 2013 she's been the CEO of the company Olde Sküül (which she co-founded with her wife), working on porting old games to modern systems.

She's an awesome person, and this one event really kickstarted her whole career: she got offered a job writing for the magazine Electronic Games, and during that she mentioned that she'd reversed engineered Atari 2600 games by hooking them up to her Apple II (because she is an awesome hacker), and immediately got offered a job at Avalon Hill as a programmer.

[persephinae]

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Block these sites in your uBlock Origin so you won't see that shit in your searches

[hexicate]

Another Transistor doodle

Show us Mr Nobody's face! *rattles cage*

[iftadwascool]

[shoutyourporpoise]

Saw that video with the cool old fridge and the first comment after the OP was ‘look what they took from us’ and my spidey senses started tingling. So I checked and it was not in fact an ironic deployment of the phrase; that person genuinely believes in all the related antisemitic conspiracy theories. And so does OP. And so do like. The next several commenters except for the last, who is just part of the trans witchy side of tumblr.

And I do wonder who was following whom for a post like that to break containment to people who so clearly do not believe anything OP does, but I also think its sort of an object lesson in how the ironic deployment of neonazi memes and related shithead phrases allows people who use them with sincerity to append those comments in plain sight without anyone in the subsequent reblog chain going ‘wait hey what the fuck.’