GRUMM Does Stuff

I love making, its the sharing thats hard.

[wormtime123]

what i've done for pride this month target audience: me. ft. kristen on a queer mission and a gaggle of sapphics + their favorite aroace little guy

[wormtime123]

happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈 (technically a follow-up)

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[b0tster]

just saw someone say 'well trans woman are infertile so they wouldnt need condoms' and that is so many layers of incorrect i had to sit down lol 💀

[chasingcoyotes]

I didn't realize how disgusting light bulbs were till I had to dump THOUSANDS of them into a gaylord. I am now dingey and smell like grandmas ashes

[flagellant]

Pardon me?

[chasingcoyotes]

i forgor not everyone knows what gaylords r but it's these big bitches watermelons and shit come in, we use em to store paint and bulbs lmao

[flagellant]

You mean a box???

[howtobreakglass]

I work in a warehouse and have to deal with these all the time. They’re called gaylords because they were popularized by a company called Gaylord iirc. You get used to calling them gaylords but every so often you say it to a person who doesn’t know and it hits you.

One time at work, I texted my boss about an order of them that came in by saying “there’s a 1400lb gaylord in the warehouse. besides me, of course.”

[chasingcoyotes]

its always fun when we get new ppl at work that get whiplash when they hear us scream across the shop for three gaylords

[iamafireplace]

i … did not know that

via @katyagoncharov

[vraska-theunseen]

hot tip! if you ever find yourself googling gloryhole in order find a picture to show someone else what it looks like (pictured below btw), REMEMBER TO TACK ON GLASSBLOWING AT THE END

[hellshire-harlot]

On a similar note: Make sure that you specify you’re talking about the computer science when you refer to CNC, and specify the psychiatric practice when you refer to CBT.

[dagreb]

I make eyeglasses (wholesale). The number of times in a workday I talk about mounting, edging, finishing, and if something is uncut... man I tells ya.

[miraviglioso]

yea and make sure to specify yarn when looking up fingering weight....

[the-haiku-bot]

yea and make sure to

specify yarn when looking

up fingering weight….

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[neververy4]

A hump yard is a place to sort/store rolling stock for trains by pushing them over a hill and letting them roll into specific rail lines. Some cars have precious cargo (living quarters, automobiles, fragiles) that would get damaged when it slammed into the other cars, and as such are marked “DO NOT HUMP”

[butchfagminotaur]

please don’t be alarmed when i say your nipples need to be tightened i’m just a bicycle mechanic and they are actually called spoke nipples

[slyandthefamilybook]

The amount of talk about balls, shafts, nuts, hoses, tools, holes, and lube that goes on in an auto shop would make a shock-jock radio host blush

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

There was a chapter in one of my geology books called "The Bedding of Dykes" (a kind of verticaly oriented igneous intrusion) another coverd clevage...

[the-znoze]

teenage dirtbags or something

[oyuna-art]

Traveling Troupe (놀이패) AU

Aang & Toph travel around the Earth Kingdom in a troupe with their harmless rope walker scam (aka airbending)

[salmakiis]

water and wind

[thebelchers]

Officially licensed Bob's Burgers Pride Merch via Toddland.com

[grumm9301]

Goodby, big little guy.

[grumm9301]

[grumm9301]

[grumm9301]

Goodby, big little guy.

[grumm9301]

[grumm9301]

Goodby, big little guy.

[mariolanzas]

PALEOGENE PERIOD World Map (Medieval Bestiary Series)

This map is inspired in old cartography, presenting the animals that lived at that time in a stylized way, imagining how medieval artists would had drawn them. 🌎 It's been a while since I covered the Mesozoic and Permian. Those are also available at Redbubble, as this one is now too🌍

this artwork is available fopr prints, t-shirts and much more here

Instagram (new account):  @mariolanzaspeciosus

Youtube Channel

[mariolanzas]

[office-anomaly]

what if memories can endure different lifetimes? (a "what if" abt Zombie Island that i've always wanted to draw) happy pride! :)

[darkestbrook]

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[justgot1]

Protect him

[alexaloraetheris]

HE PUT IT INTO WORDS💞💞💞💞💞

[jalapenyochips]

a guy and his ghorse