Why?

Hey John, it's guys. I like a lot of things.

[amazingspidermans]

everyone do me a favor and rb with where you live and if you’re getting school/work off bc of coronavirus

[lady-raziel]

i love paying for education

[figofswords]

So @ college students how we feeling

[figofswords]

I’m seeing a lot of variations on “we are in literal hell” in the tags good to hear we’re all on the same page

[autisticexpression]

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Let Harley have her milf.

[mysillycomics]

people who self insert: *weaves intricate narratives about their f/os and s/is with extensive back story and lore*

me: lol what if I was just In There

[solardrifter]

Jikuu Tenshou Nazca - 時空転抄ナスカ (1998)

[spleenyo]

Uh no that’s fucking Malcom in the Middle don’t lie to me

[grumpity-grumpgrump]

What if you just got your tax return and God said:

"You can get all 3 Danganronpa games for a total of $25 on Steam right now."

[ilovemusicalyy]

[catboy-supremacist]

Mikie your tags really are the icing on the cake here

[blacktwitterfunny]

[thehomosocialistchurch]

“If you are mean to me I will kill you. If you don’t completely submit to me, I will kill you.”

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

cops are terrorists in the worst possible way

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Retail workers will be literally attacked on the job and we can’t defend ourselves, but these meaty fascists get to curbstomp you for having an “attitude” (read: anything they want)

[anxietyproblem]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

My therapist: “you should start working out more, itll be good for you.”

Me: *works out to the point that my body is screaming in pain and then continues anyway*

My therapist: ...

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

This is me lately. I decided to go back to HIIT and Lifting and now I’ve over done it so much my fucking jeans are tight on my legs.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

My legs are screaming at me to stop but i refuse. Ill keep going until i break myself

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

That seems wise.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Im angry and confused and honestly just done

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law 

there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter

hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously 

maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this 

the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell

mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there 

henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real 

at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc 

there was a musical episode

nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT 

WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS

[gameoftrogdor]

@yourepasteurexpirationdate Little Bo Peep was a mob boss?!?!

[officiallallorona]

Red Riding Hood was a werewolf who accidentally ate her boyfriend and eventually wound up with Dorothy from Oz.

Snow White (pre-getting her memories back) went on a date (and I think had sex) with Victor Frankenstein.

Hansel from Hansel and Gretel (the second of two canon Hansels) was Jack the Giant Killer (the second of two canon JTGKs) and also a serial killer of witches who was eventually murdered by Doctor Facilier (who I think was the Evil Queen’s only love interest post-Robin Hood?)

Mulan had an unrequited love for Sleeping Beauty that she almost confessed to but didn’t because Aurora announced that she and Philip were pregnant so Mulan left to join Robin Hood’s Band of Merry Men but instead was later revealed to have fucked off and become a sword for hire before eventually being hired to tutor Merida in combat

ugh i MISS THIS BATSHIT SHOW

[thisisshitposting]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials

[knawmsayin]

Reblog every time

[imgonnadeletelater-deactivated2]

[akumanorobin]

VinnyLaugh.mp4

[nocontextvinesauce]

vinny fucking dies

[ask-me-about-loom]

he sounds like he’s physically receding into his body

[maybe-not-a-robot]

a few months ago, on a dreary rainy day, someone left a stray catgirl on your- *vinny becomes a paper shredder*

[princebasil]

rb this and describe the most popular post you’ve ever made in the tags

[kketcchuupp-deactivated20240318]

[meltmyhotchoco]

i think i just found a masterpiece