someone gimme a diet coke

24 / queer / he/him / artist / blah blah

[inthedarktrees]

A dream soul that wanders.

Sheryl Lee, Michael Horse, Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks

[nooly]

jenna’s internal monologue is me @ me all of this finals week

[2beer]

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

[babyanimalgifs]

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

[peachychip85000]

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

[kakaphoe]

too smoll

[geekwithsandwich]

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

[ayellowbirds]

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.

(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

[broad-city]

[trenderish]

i vibe so hard with this tiktok

[trenderish]

another that has fantastic vibes

[trenderish]

lmao

[trenderish]

people making fun of kent state gun girl thread

[ulittlefrickers]

This is just so funny because i go to kent State and everyone legitimately hates this girl

[bimbogollum]

Now that Cats is out in cinemas I gotta make sure I’m all prepared to see it by turning off some of these lamps in my house…

[digitised-celluloid]

[arnieinthesky]

Visit Original Link

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[fuade]

[prominent-nipple]

[drateeny]

Visit Original Link

[c-bassmeow]

Play this while I’m getting murdered PLEASE

[gayidk]

azealia 👏🏼 banks 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trash 👏🏼 stop 👏🏼 giving 👏🏼 her 👏🏼 attention 👏🏼

[c-bassmeow]

[devon-aoki]

[thottielamottie]

azealia banks could murder my grandfather right in front of me and i would still listen to this song at full volume

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

thinking about the letter fiona apple wrote to a gay fan twenty years ago and how she told him “a person who loves is a righteous person”

[powerburial]

extrovert privilege is being able to post pics of your poop or like you with your balls out online as a joke and its still weird but everyones like “yeah hes a joker. hes wild” but if an introvert posts his poop and balls online all of the sudden its like “oh what a sick fuck” 

[medusas-jinx]

because why would an introvert feel comfortable doing that unless the aim was to make people uncomfortable lol js

[powerburial]

so the extrovert just gets a pass to parade his balls and poop around? meanwhile introverts are left by the wayside. taht seems fair to you?

[medusas-jinx]

it’s about intentions tbh. that’s what causes the difference in reaction (not that anyone?? is doing that?)

[powerburial]

what if the introvert just wanted to cut loose for once and show off his poop and balls

[shittypostarchive]

27/11/2019

[alexander]

[corporationkills]

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard