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Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola
ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Discoholic 🪩

ellievsbear
Cosimo Galluzzi
Fai_Ryy
YOU ARE THE REASON
Claire Keane
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

bliss lane
sheepfilms
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

if i look back, i am lost
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@gryffindor-abomination
“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat
hope these pornblogs following me enjoy my suffering
no offense but…I love water
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
Reblog if you’re
Depressed
Gay
Half monkey
A knife wielding vigil ante
Eating chips
On you’re period
Blowing up the moon because your family has been lying to you for the past 26 years about your secret powers
Tired
No one will ever know which one it is!
If you ever see a person with a knife go past your window at night , just ignore it. I have a job to do but it most likely doesn’t involve you. Unless you’re doing something illegal. In which case you’re gonna be dead in less than 30 seconds.
Person A: “Have you ever tasted human flesh before?”
Person B: “…..Do you want me to answer that truthfully?”
I’d try it tbh if it was legal
You’d be surprised how many would.
It’s technically not illegal. There are just no legal ways to get human flesh.
Not illegal where you are at least.
just eat your own skin cowards
That’s not how it works.
I mean… if someone else killed the person… then can I eat the flesh?
Apparently if it’s in the us, then you only need permission from the person. I’m not sure about elsewhere.
Cool beans.
Wait…
If I’m not human…
Then am I allowed to eat humanS?
It’s not canabalism if I’m not hooman
Legally I don’t believe so unfortunately Darling.
Is it legal if you get someone else to kill for you
oH WELL
It’s not illegal if you’re into vore with consent… Or if nobody realizes it.
Well, whatever suits you better.
A cursed image for a cursed topic. Enjoy
What the ever loving fuck are those yellow things? And thank you, thoroughly cursed.
They’re called peeps!
They’re just giant marshmallows covered in like, sprinkles? I think that’s the right word
But during certain holidays- easter mostly, peeps are so common in the us, you can’t walk into a store without seeing them
They can be found less commonly year round though!
Thank you! That’s fucking horrifying.
Not as horrifying as Australian Spiders though!
I have yet to hear stories of them crawling in your car while you’re driving or raining down on people!
That’s fair.
short summary of the situation in Sudan
Holy fucking shit
This is insane and shouldn’t be happening in 2019, is there any way I can help other than spreading this?
Here’s the fundraiser: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10219351069635352&id=1469395273
There is an internet blackout plus the lack of media coverage makes it hard to get info on what’s happening! So pls share & donate if you can 💗
#IAmTheSudanRevolution
THANK YOU! I’ve been trying to figure out what’s happening, but I keep only finding body counts and details of the horrific stuff thats happening, but not Why.
People in x-men: I can accept people with superpowers but I draw the line at people who are born with a gene that gives you superpowers
Children: *are naturally curious and eager to learn new things.*
American school system:
The Catholics are winning
Not anymore they aren’t.
Good job, team!
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN
NOT THIS AGAIN
I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT
Oh god. It’s finally back.
I L O V E T H I S O M G
the passing of the crown of the gods
Accents are just mouth fonts
just like fonts, everyone has one-no matter if they see it as normal
List of Non-sexual forms of intimacy
watching tv/movies together
going to events together like carnivals, festivals etc.
going on dates like to the movies or shopping
sharing secrets
hugs
sharing drinks
phone calls
talking
touching noses
cuddling
philosophical discussions
hand holding
sharing jokes
sharing smiles
laying your head on someone’s shoulder
linking arms
massages
tickling
playing with hair
scratching backs
tracing designs on arms
talking about the future
a hand written note
moving your head to their chest and listening to their heartbeat.
singing together or playing instruments together
dancing
feeding each other
drawing/writing on one another
brushing your partners hair
sharing food
sitting knee to knee across from each other
doing beauty treatments like facials or manicures, hair dying or face masks
reading books together
take care of your partner when sick
talking about the relationship (how I feel with you, How I feel w/ this relationship)
cooking together
head-scratches
hugging
discussions about yourselves (like flaws, shortcomings, passions, stuff)
being physically/emotionally vulnerable
just sleeping together,
an actual open honest conversation
bathing and taking care of hygiene together
butterfly kisses
nuzzling
telling on-the-fly stories
meditating or sharing spirituality
grooming
sharing hobbies
studding
sharing personal stories
shaving
seeing each other without make-up or all dressed up
moral support for major events
crying, sharing emotions, comforting each other
listening to someones heartbeat or breathing
camping/hiking
sleepovers
being with animals together
going on trips together
sharing clothes/jewelry/personal items
sharing online social media
cleaning someone else’s living space
going with them to a doctor/therapist
doing art together
kissing different body parts
making out
volunteer together
work together
talking about wants and desires
experience new things together
do an extracurricular together
play games together
play sports together
walking together
being respectful and kind to one another (helping them do things, open doors for them etc.)
sharing responsibilities (chores, babysitting etc.)
giving each other presents, special things from the heart
talking about and respecting each others boundaries
public displays of affection
grooming in front of each other
wrestling or play fighting
texting/talking online
looking in each other’s eyes
complimenting each other
falling asleep over skype or chat
making faces at each other
sky watching
write poetry
inside jokes
respect each other
tell them how you feel about them
get to know each other better (playing 20 questions)
go for a ride together
close your eyes and memorise each others faces with your fingers
walk arm in arm
make a playlist together
make up your own words or slang
go out to eat
list each other’s best features
bring your faces close without touching and feel each other breath
go shopping together
throw a party or other event together
leave love notes
exercise together
exchange something meaningful
try to have a whole conversation with only eye contact and facial expressions
sit back to back and feel each other’s heartbeat
learn their favorite food and make it
run errands together
look at photos together
take photos together
go people watch
have a staring contest
learn something new together
take turns leading each other on a nature walk blindfolded
get to know each others family and friends
draw or sculpt each other
paint each other’s bodies
play with kids together
practicing a skill together
sharing food
being in comfortable clothes together
waving goodbye
being comfortable with each other’s bodily functions
any others you can think of?
Stargazing, daydreaming, meditating, eating snacks, feeding each other, acting goofy, complimenting, comforting the other when they feel crappy.
i WaNt A rELaTioNsHiP
i wanna talk about this shot
if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Or….just….turn your assignments in on time
also a valid strategy