No clue really.

The avatar is now staying. leaving come the 17th. message me if you'd like for my twitter im not sharing via profile. the currently posted profile is courtesy of googles finest search results as a product of the banned fruit eating post. love your fruit this fine december.

[guesswhatup]

See ya tumblr.

Good riddance it feels like now.

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[dent-de-leon]

dragon age inquisition playthrough but its just me doing all the weird and creepy side quests that contribute absolutely nothing to the plot but just make you go,, “huh,,” highlights include:

the haunted chateau where that noble family locked up their little mage girl and tried to hide her magic and things turned out Much Worse than in Frozen

escorting LORD WOOSLY,, a good and fluffy friend described as a “veRY SPECIAL ram,,”–demon. its actually a demon. you don’t know that unless you attack it but if you accidentally do, surprise!! demon,, 

JUDGING A BEAR FOR HIS CRIMES??

Fun scavenger hunt where you find severed body parts that scream with the souls of the damned,, 

hopping on a rock until you upset an otherwordly being and its disgruntled, disembodied voice tells you its Great Secrets. Following its instructions, you then crawl behind a tiny cave and recieve a flower crown

[dent-de-leon]

@my-da-phase  @freyjababe and for anyone else who’s curious:

body scavenger hunt is in the Lost Temple of Dirathmen, do that quest where you find the Head of Misery, Ears of Unheeding, Hands of Torment, ect. It ends with you summoning an ancient elven priest. You can only access the temple after completing your Investigate the Elven Glyphs quest on the war table. 

The flower crown one is a time lmao. The quest is called The Tiniest Cave. This is the kind of thing you seriously won’t know how to do unless you heard about it from somewhere or were just messing around and got it completely by accident, so here’s the thing:

Hit up the Exalted Plains. You’re gonna head East from the Direstone Camp and go behind some underbrush until you find THIS TINY CUTE LITTLE STACK OF ROCKS,, with little flowers around them.

I’m begging you to look up a walkthrough to find any and all landmarks to navigate this quest because you’re really given fuck all nothing to work with in game but,, YOU WILL KNOW THE TINIEST CAVE WHEN YOU SEE IT,, IT’S VERY CUTE,,

 And you might be like,, ok Leo, I found the adorable rocks, now what? Well, you’re gonna do the one thing that makes sense of course–you’re gonna JUMP on this tiny little rock friend for 50+ times. Leo, you might say, isn’t that a bit excessive? No!!! Because you literally need to jump that many times this is not a joke pls believe me 

But wait, you might think, isn’t that a bit rude? Absolutely!! Which is why jumping that many times is going to trigger the disembodied voice that lives there to be quite understably upset with you and start mumbling shit. You will then do the Spirit that Lives Under the Tiniest Rock House a courtesy and walk away for a bit. Let them get their bearings.

 Walk back to the Rock Friend later and you’ll get different dialogue, “Need More!! More!! Have to be Ready,,” this will actually activate your quest, congrats!! the wiki rn is telling me that jumping on the rock some more while you get these new lines might help activate the quest. But like,, even if it doesn’t, do it anyway. it’s fun  

What you’re going to do from there is gather 10x Crystal Grace and return to the Tiniest Cave. Your friendly disembodied Voice will then be pleased by the offering, and say, “The stairs, the STAIRS that go down, wAYYY DOWN,, way, way down!! I’ll be there. You’ll be there.” 

At this point, you’ll get a notication your quest is complete. IGNORE THAT SHIT,, IT ISN’T REALLY,, you still need to collect your reward! Fun thing though, there’s gonna be no prompt or quest marker to follow, you are literally on your own. Again, pls watch walkthrough caus this gets so hard to follow at times

You’re gonna follow the advice of following the Stairs Way Down. And you might be like,, okay well, how far away could that be? Where would I have to go for that? Wherever you guessed, yOU’RE WRONG,, get fucked you’re going directly to Emprise du Lion I hope you like snow 

Go down to Suledin Keep and look for something that looks like a Super Secret Passageway and shit 

You’re gonna go through a long tunnel and stop at a Veilfire torch. Carry that bitch and go right through the section of fake wall on the left. Yeah,, it’s fake. You,, you wouldn’t know any of this if you didn’t follow a specific walkthrough or hear about it. Yeah,, this quest is just Like That,, 

From there you’re going Way Down the Stairs and at the end,, tA DA!!! It’s a chest!!! wITH THE FLOWER CROWN!! As you open it, you’ll hear the Tiniest Cave Voice cheering you on, it’s kinda cute. “This is it!! ThiS IS IT!! Take it,, use it. I’m going, laughing all the way,,” 

But Leo,, you might say,, is one stupid helm worth all this trouble?? Does it have good stats or something?? How did the Tiniest Cave Voice get all the fucking way to Emprise du Lion, who the fuck is that guy?? Why am I doing this?? And listen, listen!! It’s pRETTY,, it’s pretty and I make all my Inquisitors wear it in every playthrough and just,, everyone needs to have the Tiniest Cave experience okay,, 

Also, here’s the description for this item:

“So I said to the fellow, ‘You want a what?’ And it turns out I heard him right the first time. A helmet of flowers, he said, with a vein of lyrium running through it to keep them flowers alive. I thought for sure this had to be some elven thing, something for frolicking in the woods, but no. It’s for a duel, he said. Bloody Orlesians. Dwarven pride demanded I make the damned thing effective, at least.”

[elencaorange]

Twitter

[unicornempire]

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[niggazinmoscow]

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it. 

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will. 

[acegodzilla]

[catchymemes]

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

[handsmotif]

he WHAT

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

you heard me

[my-cat-said-no]

“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME”

[fedtodeath]

IT GETS WILDER: 

[csdragon]

to be fair, “the oc’s unfitting shooting music” was still a meme even before the Dear Sister version made it into a real deal

[mynuet]

Today a little boy was engaging in “pulling pigtails” behavior, pestering a particular girl. I told her, and the class, that sometimes when little boys like someone they’ll act like jerks just to get their attention.  The rest of the class hooted, the boy protested, and the girl grimaced and said she knew, her mother and older brother and old teacher told her.

I continued on to say that just because a boy likes you doesn’t give him an excuse to be a jerk, and you shouldn’t give them a chance to get your attention until they learn how to behave and her face was priceless. Basically, picture a tiny elementary school girl with red bows in her hair embodying the spirit of this gif:

The boy went super quiet.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what an absolutely Fantastic post

[imfemalewarrior]

It is important to show Respect and teach others to show Respect, as well as teaching others to demand Respect when it is not being shown! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[boh-forse-mah]

:)

[dreamers-queen]

Spite is the greatest muse

[abandoned-as-mustard]

humans don’t change

[rararibbon]

I don’t care i want this to happen

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i realized that the secret formula of the Krabby Patty is possibly… a Crab

Here are a few points to support this

1. The Krusty Krab is shaped like a crab and lobster trap

2. At the episode “Mid-Life Crustacean.”, Mr. Krabs takes a bite out of a Krabby Patty and says, “So that’s what I taste like”.

3. You don’t really see much Krabs aside from Mr. Krabs and his mom and if you tell me there’s tons of Krabs in the episode “Kracked Krabs”, may I remind you that they’re not from Bikini Bottom 

4. Every menu item at Krusty Krab has the key ingredient in the name

However, Nickelodeon debunked this theory.

But still, it leaves us thinking. Is the secret formula a crab or not?

[shrimpbisque]

Just gonna debunk all these points real quick for you guys.

1) The crab trap design of the Krusty Krab is just a clever little reference Stephen Hillenburg threw in as a nod to his previous career. Remember, he was a marine biologist by trade.

2) This clip is taken completely out of context. In the scene, a customer and her son are eating, and the son says his krabby patty tastes funny. The mom looks at the patty and says, “Well, no wonder. It’s all old and dried out. Like that man right there.” And she points to Mr. Krabs. After the pair ditch the stale patty, Mr. Krabs tries it, and says “Huh. So that’s what I taste like.” He’s not commenting on the actual ingredients of the krabby patty, he’s making a metaphorical comparison because HE feels old and dried out. He’s having an existential crisis regarding his age. The episode is even called “Mid-Life Crustacean”, for crying out loud.

3) All of the main characters of the show are members of races that have very little representation in Bikini Bottom and surrounding areas. It’s not fair to point out the lack of a crab population as evidence for this theory when Bikini Bottom also lacks a sizable population of sponges, starfish, octopuses, plankton, whales, squirrels, and lobsters. Unless you’re going to suggest that krabby patties are made of what basically amounts to sentient paella, citing Bikini Bottom’s demographic homogeneity as evidence isn’t gonna get you very far.

4) NOT every menu item contains the main ingredient in its name. What the heck is Golden Loaf supposed to be? And are you implying that a Sailor’s Surprise contains actual sailors? Not to mention fast food restaurants typically name their signature menu items after the restaurant itself, not the ingredients. Jack-in-the-Box has Jackburgers, Whataburger has Whataburgers, Lotaburger has Lotaburgers, and McDonalds puts “Mc” in a lot of their item names. It’s a signature dish, so it’s named after the restaurant.

Besides, the show has already said that the patties are made of sea beef with a smidge of chum mixed in. Chum is not usually made with crab meat, and there’s very little of it in the meat mix anyway.

[alexander]

Things are getting HEATED in the spongebob fandom

[stevieharringtonswife]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

[mahboi]

[tredlocity]

tattletales are lawful evil

[tredlocity]

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

[tredlocity]

i mean yea of course you should report actual harmful behavior but if you told mrs henderson that some kid brought his yugioh cards to school cause you wanna be the teacher’s pet, then you’re just a cop

[literalnobody]

[52085181411292113-deactivated20]

Don’t fuck with Quistis.

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

every now and again i have to remind myself this isn’t a shitpost, it really does play that way in-game

[ubuyo]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Cool there’s been asbestos in Johnson & Johnson baby powder this whole time and they have been aware of it for decades and done nothing

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

@laeffy yeah you uh. Need to stop doing that immediately and maybe go to the doctor to make sure you don’t have mesothelioma

[angelbabyspice]

this is so fucking sick

[princessnijireiki]

FYI, this applies to talc & talc-based powders / body products in general— J&J knew about this for decades because talc & asbestos occur together naturally (the minerals literally grow together in nature, have similar compositions, and are / were mined together), and they’re difficult to cleanly filter out from each other.

It’s old knowledge that, unless you’re involved in mining, mineralogy, or occupational health & safety, has been deliberately buried from both the public’s and regulators’ knowledge.

CNBC’s article + their writeup on the Reuters report revealing J&J’s cover-ups go into more detail on their corporate liability and the impact of J&J’s products specifically…

…But I cannot overstate that people’s best option right now is to look for products in general that do not contain talc at all, regardless of the manufacturer, and to be vigilant in seeking appropriate healthcare (and/or legal action if required) if symptoms arise.

This goes for body use (diaper powder, chafing powder— this is where the cases of ovarian cancer are coming from), for any use where powder may be inhaled (hair, face), or will have prolonged exposure to mucus membranes (eye makeup, bath bombs, etc.).

J&J are not the only ones who have covered this data up, and companies that aren’t sued will absolutely continue to do so. Be safe & be vigilant.