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@epoch2733
do . do y ou mean. this toad
and, this possum
because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because
PLACE YOUR BETS
Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.
Still went a little over my time limit for this one, but getting faster I think.
@theeinkibus these…. Are good points.
Herman, thanks for creating the ‘AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED’ trope for all of us writers, forever in your debt man.
*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing
reylos ship the rat and the dude from ratatouille and y’all surprised by inc*st and ped*philia
excuse me what
LOL love this
Never not reblog supportive rainbow dad and confused lesbian daughter.
This makes me smile for some reason. :)
My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”
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i had to
Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?
oh honey they are fully dead
No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.
oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder
Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone
Toph: I can do it.
Aang:
Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met
Aang:
Sokka:
Katara:
Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too
Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!
Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.
Katara:
Aang:
Sokka:
Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.
Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?
Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right
Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!
Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already
Katara:
Sokka:
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*
[Aang looks to all the other Avatars]
[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]
Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is
It's an earthbender thing
aang: Oh wisdom of Avatars past, advise me on how to defeat Ozai
kiyoshi: sometimes you gotta murder a bitch, kid. don’t know what else to tell you
aang:
aang: can I talk to a different ancestor please? maybe one not so down with murder?
god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this
this envokes primal fear in me
Another guide from yuecrossing I thought would be useful to share. Their twitter is in source
original thread by @pukicho and several other users
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
When Pearl Isn’t Home The genius move of making Amethyst the trombone was from some other tumblr post I can’t find now
it’s
TIME
TO
GET
SPOOKY
IT’S TIME
steven go to therapy challenge
alignment chart: cult indie game edition
“My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”
Mom priorities
@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus
1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”
2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.