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[maroonracoon]

Drawings of my cat Darkly

[wholesome-animal-images]

Hey, that’s me

[kcokaine]

those eyes are unmistakable

[daily-spooky]

Credit/source

[krudman]

MS Paint just got two killer features for a '90s graphics editor

Microsoft has announced new features coming to its Paint app. The new features are currently available for Microsoft Insiders and will likel

MS paint is getting layers and transparency support. This is the single greatest art news of my life.

[dykecrawler]

[thickness-protection-program]

What's your jacking off technique

[minotaurfemme]

get cropped idiot

[thickness-protection-program]

Did you just circumcise my post??

[everythingfox]

Floppy ears

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[grinnersmiler]

"Bedroom eyes" yeah man, hes a sleepy guy, the sleepiest guy in the world, takes a nap anywhere no problem, he also has neurodiverse in the head. You wish you were him.

[kinbari14]

They were just some lanky kids

[anxietyproblem]

[striders]

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

[schaudwen]

this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard

[adelphicoracle]

The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

likes charge reblogs cast

[cerastes]

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

[sparkyyoungupstart]

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” well I can make him appreciate what he already is and love the parts I see but he doesn’t.

[danwithouttheplan]

slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them

[danwithouttheplan]

Alright, post cancelled. You can all go home now.

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[pluralwizard]

PSA:

MANGO 🥭 IS THE OPTIMAL SHOWER 🚿 FRUIT

STEP ONE: CAREFULLY PEEL A MANGO 🥭

STEP TWO: PLACE MANGO 🥭 IN FREEZER FOR 20-30 MINUTES TO ALLOW FOR CHILLING

STEP THREE: RUN HOT SHOWER 🚿 AND FETCH DELICIOUS COLD MANGO 🥭

STEP FOUR: WHILE IN SHOWER 🚿 , STAMD UNDER WARM WATER, DEVOUR MANGO 🥭 RAVENOUSLY (SEE ABOVE DIAGRAM)

HOT WATER WASHES AWAY COLD DELICIOUS BUT SENSORILY STICKY JUICES

BREAKFAST ROUTINE OF KINGS, HEROES AND MIGHTY WIZARDS.

YOURE WELCOME

- PLURALWIZARD