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Zionists and TMRAs Kill Yourself | She/Her T4T | 24 | Age in Bio or Get Blocked | Aspiring Bunny Plushie Princess | 18+ | TMA

[gumgumchomp]

Hiiiiii, I'm remaking my intro cuz a lot of things have changed since I made the last one!! I'm Gum, I have a real name but you have to earn that ;3 I use she/her, btw. My blog is strictly 18+, have your age in your bio or get blocked. Posts I write tend to go under horny ramblings, including the longer stuff. Probably should make a tag for them specifically, but I’ll do that later.

I'm a sub-leaning vers transfem who has a cock and is proud of this fact. Horny asks and DMs are more than welcome, as well as any nudes you feel like sending, mutual or not. I take requests for nudes, I love showing off my body, but you have to be really nice and grateful, m'kay? I hate it when I send smth on request and people don't even thank me. I am fat and hairy, so don't come in expecting me to be anything but that. For those that love that, go ahead and ask away <3

I am pro-Palestine, antizionist, and anticolonialist. No one is allowed a genocidal settler ethnostate.

https://pleasepraise.me/gumgumchomp for if u want to say smth nice (or mean :3)

Send anonymous, flirty praise kink messages to your friends.

Kink list below the cut!!

Favorites: CNC, Kidnapping, Oviposition, Sweat, Musk, Rimming, Ass Worship, Armpit Worship, Face-Sitting, Free Use, Breeding, Breeding Mounts, Knots, HDG (Does this count as a kink? Eh, whatevs)

Great: Face-Fucking, Humiliation, Pet Play, Forced Orgasms, Orgasm Denial, Intox, Cock/Pussy Worship, Primal, Impact Play, Somno, Micro/Macro, Hypno, Forcefem, Bondage, Feederism, Princess Kink

Limits: Feet, Raceplay, Sounding, Romance (please dont say you love me if you dont actually love me. it just makes me uncomfortable)

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[jadedpreschooler]

[posthumousprincessparts]

i just want a transfem story where she's transfem the whole time and not just at the end

[posthumousprincessparts]

the narrative of only our endless egg pain is no longer compelling to me, why do you think our challenges and conflicts stop when we come out, why do you think the only time of our lives worth representing is when we're imminently misgenderable, don't you want to see her be a woman? why will you only look at us when we're flat chested boys wearing maid outfits and the moment we decide to take ownership over our lives the story ends???

[posthumousprincessparts]

i really do like that people have left recommendations for stories about out transfem joy but it's starting to sound like yall completely missed my point. i'm not asking for trans joy, in fact im asking for the opposite. i want stories where we are women unquestionably and we defend our own womanhood in the face of the horrible abuse we still face outside of eggdom and the closet. the most pedistalized stories of transfems are within those boundaries, im not searching for indie authors or niche comics. i want to push for cultural change. a cultural change that forces more tme people to see the struggles tma people face when we're NOT being palatable feminine "men" because the idea that when i ask for stories outside that space it's assumed im talking about joy. i am 10 years on hrt i am not living the trans joy, i am deeply traumatized by my forced outing as a child, i could lose access to my hrt i already lost access to bottom surgery i am facing homelessness and starvation from poverty I AM NOT LIVING TRANS JOY. i want a world that can recognize that and its not going to be able to if all we're willing to accept as our most mainstream representation is the shit we have now. transfems don't have "x walked so y could run" cuz we have been doing nothing but limping for decades i want change i want to be seen i want my sisters to be seen and heard and not dismissed because we're all expected to relate to the one white, american, not poor transfem/ambigiously genderqueer indie author's most recent egg. i am allowed to want better i am owed better and the fact that some of my own sisters shut me down or vaguepost about how me wanting that is a bad thing just makes me more pessimistic that maybe the only transfem i'll ever see anywhere but in tight niche circles is the one who is as little a woman as possible, because she's the only one we allow to make it. to that end, please look in the additions to this post where people left recommendations, read them find ones that truly do resonate with you and share them far and wide and if you rub up against another girl doing this with an experience or work that differs from yours please stop making posts abt how she's not transfeminist enough i'm so tired of this

[gondorrevealparty]

Normal American Guy: have you seen what these "transgenders" are sexualizing? they're reenacting childhood experiences. it's disgusting and un-american.

Every Good Ol' American Rock Song: 🎸🎤 I can't stress enough how much this girl is underage 🎸 🎶

[dumbpuppyfag]

there's a massive, underreported subculture on this site that i can only describe as secular mormonism if mormons voted democrat

[dumbpuppyfag]

zero moral nuance

queer-inclusive but still misogynist

don't have to be from the US, do have to act like you are

ostensibly welcoming to everybody, mysteriously white as hell

terrified of the idea that sex could be enjoyable for anyone

absolutely incapable of structural critique, everything is individual moral choices

enforcement through public humiliation and isolation accountability :)

fear of infiltration by a corrupting outside influence - asserting a right to privacy or failing to publicly demonstrate moral in-group status is treated as a confession

the worst music you've ever heard in your life

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

shunning out the unwanted making a callout post + harassment campaign

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

The Dom should be praised too

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

This applies doubly, x10 tbh, to transfemme doms. You NEED to be nice to her, you NEED to let her know she is doing a good job. That transfemme dom might have a lot of issues with her self worth, she may have been used up and left a discarded husk so many times.

Sorry but I got sick of scrolling through the notes on this on desktop and seeing all the red usernames marked by shinigami eyes reblogging this.

I'm a transfemme dom and I'm proud of it. Take care of us. Love us.

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

And then no one reblogged this version

[polari]

i could never leave this website

[polari]

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

[posthumousprincessparts]

i just want a transfem story where she's transfem the whole time and not just at the end

[posthumousprincessparts]

the narrative of only our endless egg pain is no longer compelling to me, why do you think our challenges and conflicts stop when we come out, why do you think the only time of our lives worth representing is when we're imminently misgenderable, don't you want to see her be a woman? why will you only look at us when we're flat chested boys wearing maid outfits and the moment we decide to take ownership over our lives the story ends???

[wanderingcoasties]

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

[thelastlightningbug]

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

[analog-delight]

Do you think once Jimmy finishes eating the world he'll transition

[analog-delight]

funnier than me

[princessdraconic]

rubbing my temples. im pretty sure you don't mean "hyperfixation" and probably mean "interest". you seem to be using the former term to signal that you are part of the "autistic/adhd" in-group. that one of your listed hyperfixations was "d&d" probably means we won't be getting along at all though so good day

[elote]

She is literally me

[targetedknowledge]

[heleth-taxior]

had a full blown panic attack at work today and broke down crying on the floor and it might cost me my job and it definitely fucked my body up cause my blood pressure and pulse have been close to dangerously high all day. never done this before but really need some money to make sure i can make bills this month since i'm probably going to have to go to the doctor now. if you can help it would mean the world, if not please help me get more eyes on this.

thank you. ca:$loreboundWitch

[heleth-taxior]

got info from the doctors office and now know how much the appointment will cost and so now we technically have a goal:

$6/$165

again, anything helps and please help me get more eyes on this. and thank you to the person who donated already. means the world.

[heleth-taxior]

now in the er, full cadriac panel, please help if ypu can i have no savings and libe paycheck to paycheck.

[heleth-taxior]

home from the er. did not have a heart attack but have been prescribed blood pressure medication and anxiety medication. both of which are gonna cut into money meant for bills this month so again anything helps even just more eyes on the post. thank you all so much.

$6/$165

[heleth-taxior]

ca: $loreboundWitch

[heleth-taxior]

still at only $6 and just got the er bills. please help if you can, may still be getting fired too, job won't tell us one way or the other.

ca: $loreboundWitch

[heleth-taxior]

up to $17, thank you so much.

ca: $loreboundWitch

[heleth-taxior]

now up to $67/~$2000

thank you all so much, every dollar is a weight lifted from our mind. please keep this circulating and if you are able to donate please do. your support through this health ordeal means the world.

ca: $loreboundWitch