Ranagus

she/her i love dragon fruit

[dastryz]

you're keeping the outfit right?

he'd look so good in that uso outfit

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[signals-rides-again]

I hate diamonds this sucks

[dastryz]

senior citizen activities

[orthodera]

Patroclus's death speech is so metal and people do not talk about that enough. Hector is gloating over his body and he essentially looks at him and says 'You did not kill me, the gods did. You're not special. You are powerless and your death will be next. Suffer.'

[static-scribblez]

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am i doing it right

[artemis-dawn8]

[memesavior]

[tom-a-fox]

Puppet show :)

[gusrana]

I just logged into my laptop to watch more gay porn, but bigger

[legotwink08]

[regaliasonata]

Yelena: Welcome to the new avengers tower, Queen Shuri

Shuri: You smell that?

Yelena: Smell what?

Shuri: It smells like poor and BITCHLESS in here.

Bucky: Happy to see you too Shuri…

[k1tk4ttt]

when you just finished one of the most beautiful fics ever written and you see that the author has a masterlist full of other fics

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[tamagaytchicollector]

to date me you have to defeat my seven evil exes, but it’s sebastian stan’s seven characters im most obsessed with: steve kemp, frank, bucky, lance tucker, nick fowler, carter baizen and the mad hatter

[schrutexbucks]

i know that's right

[fake-tweets]

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Yo, how much money do you have?

Bob: Sixty nine cents.

Yelena: Ayyy, you know what that means!

Bob: [tearing up] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.