Where the Unwary go to be Shot

HAHAHA fandoms are overtaking my life

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[luminouslumity]

[catasters]

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[flavoracle]

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

[gutterlights]

the funniest part of this post is the sheer number of deactivated blogs involved.

SEVEN SEPARATE blogs contributed to this post that are now gone. and all of them were instrumental to the post itself.

[catasters]

[deletedmymeat]

Least brain damaged orange cat

[gutterlights]

he's having fun at least

[needlesknick-knacks]

god forbid a woman have hobbies

[blignick]

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[gutterlights]

but what if your brother is REALLY ANNOYING? or is the rock the problem? cause i can use something else.

[sirius-ate-my-homework-irl]

me at 2 P.M. yesterday: haha wouldn’t it be funny if ilyukhina met rocky

6,666 words later: *crying into my pillow* what have i done

(second installment of my soulsong au fic series is up now! get it while it's still hotttttt)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

summary:

Ilyukhina flops back down onto the bed. “You’re no fun. Hey, Rocky, what it is like sharing a head with Grace?” Leaky. Memories always falling out. Have to remind it eat, much disgust. I put up a finger. “First of all, Rocky doesn’t share a head with me. He has his own head. It’s just that he’s always butting into mine.” Only because I love you. “Love you too, buddy.” “Aww, you guys are so cute.” Ilyukhina rolls onto her stomach. “Hey Rocky, did you know that Grace once accidentally called Stratt ‘mom’?” (Grace introduces Rocky to Ilyukhina. Too late, he realizes this was a mistake.)

edit: forgot to mention, but if you haven't already, check out @jube-art's comic series of this au :) it's what inspired this fic and it's amaze amaze amaze

[jube-art]

[itsapmseymour]

Whats your most wild theory about anything?

Birds aren’t the government drones

Squirrels are.

Fuckers stop every 3 feet to look around and observe everything. Immediately run away if humans get too close. Or attack you if you get near the homes.

Tell me that’s not a camera.

[gutterlights]

if squirrels are drones i need someone to program them NOT to fling themselves under car wheels please. seems like a defect.

[entrailer]

grace officially moving into his cutesy little biodome house and he immediately is like oh my god. i can take a real honest to god shower. for the first time in... i dont want to think about how many years. i cant imagine how incredible this is going to feel. rocky butts in to supervise which grace is slightly embarrassed about but hey. rocky is probably just... scientifically curious about how humans bathe themselves in ideal circumstances. this isnt a child safety lock type thing. he doesnt actually think ill trip and brain myself somehow. right, rocky? and rockys like no im very sure you will. i dont think ive ever seen you being "graceful" a day in your life. clumsy ass human. and grace is like. :/ RUDE. but he moves the fuck on because hes so excited about his awesome as fuck shower. HOT! RUNNING! WATER! hes going to feel legitimately clean for the first time in ages! sure, they havent synthesized soap yet, but theyll get there! and so hes in the shower, he turns it on and it comes out STEAMING. extremely undignified yelp, he crashes through the shower curtain in his haste to get away, and stands there squinting through the steam. and rocky internally is like WHAT DID I SAYYY but in actuality hes like Ughhh i will consult with biodome team about this :/ (<- was really excited to watch grace lather fluids on himself) wait here. dont do anything dumb. grace continues fiddling with the shower and comes to the conclusion that there are two settings: "boiling" and "off." he has to genuinely deliberate with himself whether a shower is worth stripping three layers of skin off with heat alone. and hes like. Well thats a gamble im fine taking. cut to rocky walking back in like "issue should be solved now" only to find grace crumpled on the ground red as the day he was born and shakily giving him a thumbs up

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[itsapmseymour]

There’s a Surprise Inside

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

Meow...

[everyday-cutephoto]