Home Of Silly Stuffs

[tillman]

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like dark souls

me: y-yes…..?

*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*

me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES* 

[tillman]

[catchymemes]

Twitch: negaoryx

[thewhimsyturtle]

[cutereptiles]

:[_____]

[dobrodosao-deactivated20190618]

Cute Crabs

KING CRAB -

ATLANTIC GHOST CRAB - 

HALLOWEEN CRAB - 

SAND BUBBLER CRAB - 

HERMIT CRAB - 

BABY -

[gwennovynne]

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

[the-british-pineapple]

I admire and hate this simultaneously

[bmgmw]

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[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[astrangeenchantedboy]

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

[dawnblade]

bloodborne

[alex-the-huntsman]

Bloodborne?

[dawnblade]

bloodborne.

[tetanustetris]

Bloodborne

[lobsterjonson-deactivated201905]

Bloodborne

[amygdalae]

Bloodborne

[thewildthewarlikeandthewoebegone]

Bloodborne

[guyhero22]

Bloodborne

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[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

[grandmapuncher]

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

extremely fair point 

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

[feenyxblue]

Portal(2007)

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

[misshoneywheeler]

[durbikins]

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

[seelcudoom]

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

[webbut]

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

[feedmecomicart]

ate the fucking knife

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[karpad]

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

[synthicyde]

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife