the magician

30 / try-hard

[bioluminescent-fungus]

Do you look more like your…

Mom

Dad

Other family member

Even mix of traits

Not enough bio family to say

vanilla extract

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[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[gyldensternn]

YOU are scared of AFTG getting mainstream and being adapted for TV. I am interested to see what the producers of Glee and Ryan Murphy have in mind

[gyldensternn]

my neighbors dog’s number one hobby is barking for hours and hours and hours non stop until the other dogs in the other apartments join in

[lamignonette]

[raisinchallah]

i feel like im pretentious about repression or whatever like oh they can identify and name their repressed desires thats like the boring level one repression wheres the level of repression where they cant even begin to contemplate their own desires because contemplating them is a slippery slope to actually having desires which is a slippery slope to everything

[gyldensternn]

happy #minyardmonday from kevin, who is about to drop neil on his ass

[blaquesails]

Brooch with a Bird's Claw Scottish (Artist)  ca. 1860-1870 bird's claw, jeweled mount

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[unsettlingoddity]

brat summer is over, let witch bitch autumn begin

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[thenightlymirror]

James Baldwin.

[kosmogrl]

I enjoy being alone so much and that might just be how I end up

[gyldensternn]

okay annihilation whips but i’m gonna have to read it 2x

[feltedbowtiebunny]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Strangling Fruit” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel anything.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I feel a brightness building inside me

control, pacing: the Southern Reach is lying to us

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system