Welcome To The Asshole Factory

Hope-y she/her/hers Getting my greasy queer hands all over your good straight genders. 

[24x81]

hockey isn't real. They made it up for that gay sex show

[boitterfly]

what’s shane listening to here wrong answers only

[ghostowlattic]

[buggachat]

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

[cheaphalloweencostume]

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[cafeinevitable-deactivated20220]

Turtle Quilt by Laurraine Yuyama

Tokyo Quilt Festival

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

QUILT

[finallygaveintothesirencall]

QUILT

[beardedmrbean]

[gospozha-dafina]

[normal-horoscopes]

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[heliological]

this image came to me in a dream

[weepingwidar]

Dragan Bibin (Serbian, 1984) - Illustration for 'Fear of Dark' by Jacob Geller (2025)

[themonstrousother]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* okay which one of you compels everyone who encounters you to be dragged into your orbit, distracting them with your radiance from how your own brilliance threatens to consume you whole, from what ugliness lies beneath that beauty, and which one of is both in awe of and envious of the other, forever stuck in a cycle of insecurity and self-hatred, feeling as if anything you can do will only ever fall short of them, leading you to push them away only to return because if they’re the flame, you’re the moth, and you’ll burn together, and in their absence you’ll be left aimlessly fluttering

[boltlightning]

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

[boltlightning]

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.