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[markiplier]

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[h3llosatellite-dead]

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[recklessmoss]

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

[aggressively-crying]

y’know what vibes this is giving me?

[blughblu]

Hey watch this *sobs over the barrel*

[spudislander]

Visit Original Link

Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

More songs like this.

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

this was on a kelly clarkson song

[thediscossessed]

“I’m willing to turn evil just to see you smile”

[teratomatower]

you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

[mjmentomori]

h

[northeastartist]

One day Unus Annus is just gonna be

“Hey guys today we’re gonna launch a bottle rocket of liquid nitrogen into the fucking sun because fuck daylight savings, you ready Ethan”

Ethan: *Incoherent screaming as he just pumps the rocket to full velocity* FUCK YOU SUN

[varggies]

This was awesome! This was so awesome!  I love fight choreography so much, and watching Mark and Ethan do it is just so cool. This is definitely my favourite video so far! 

[1ightly]

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

[gharibajameel]

direct action

[commiegoth]

[djustchillin]

How…did he just know

[whywereuborne]

FUCK UR OWN FOOD

[balladofabrokebitch]

“that’s not what i meant to happen here; that’s not what i intended.”

[lyrium-deactivated20230102]

psa: if you’re a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who haven’t been to china in years/decades, and it’s starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that we’re a month into the panic.

[egoarc4de]

mark's creative process

[markiplier]

Accurate except for the last panel. I’m hilarious and it was a hilarious joke and I’m hilarious hell yeah self-high-five.

[gui1ttripping]

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.

Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene–angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive

[ohpeachpit]

Hmm uh, I geuss one thing I love about myself is that everyday I’m making a conscious effort to pursue things that push me towards living according to my values

@demolition-platonic-buddies @alwaysraineh @dolores-hazy @cartoon-nerd-work-06 @saturdaynightagain

[violetshovel]

my eyes

@myxchemicalxroman @just-a-regular-geek @anxiousconstantly @highshooketh1 @luckybanana948

[dragonflystudi0s]

Alright this is dumb but I like the way my neck pops, its loud and terrifies the people around me

@just-a-regular-geek @martemisss @tempest-001 @burnt-sienna-soup-ladles

[tempest-001]

I like my sense of taste. I think I have a pretty good pallet.

@knight-shives @pattxnsanders @virgilsandersakaanxiety @mightyvirgil54

[alleged-knight]

I like my eyes? Or my remembrance or obscure facts

@xthreeravensx @motakimask @mavi-main @pawton-meowity

[ayyyden-main]

I think I’m a good listener?

@thatgaydemigodnerd @dragonindigo245

[dragonindigo245]

Shit uh… I like… my eyes?

@pawton-meowity

[deceits-left-glove]

AW CRAP everyone is saying eyes- uh, freckles?

@starwarsdestroyedme @sasmeo-bisaster @willowaudreykeyes @ambersky0319 @magpiemorality @mostlikelytokillyouwithaspoon @nachosforfree @heyhelloitsk @whatwashernameagain @what-username-where

[birdsbookshiddeninrealbirdsskin]

Why meeee

Idk man

My lips? Even tho I have dysphoria because of them

@deceitfullyanxioussss @august-the-disaster

[deceitfullyanxioussss]

Hoosjqpf uhhhhhmmm

I love my writing skills!

@tentacle-guy-why

[alansparkshark]

Hmmmm…

I like that I just can’t be put down mentally even by my own thoughts. Like I’m a realist with pessimistic tendencies when it comes to the world as a whole, but when it comes to how it affects me - I’m an immovable object.

What about y'all, @laserdog10 @draksavior34 @razorblade180 ?

[razorblade180]

I like how dependable I am and that I like to see the good people. Some people think it might be a little naive but why wouldn’t you want to do good for goodness sake?

@soldieroflandb @ira-smiling @smh0217 @darksaiyangoku

[smh0217]

I like to think I am dependable whenever someone needs me.

@dragonotaku-justineverything @moistmailman @gorillageek27 @dicknouget

[dicknouget]

I give good hugs

[empress-of-alteamoved-deactivat]

I love my imagination!

Tagging: @poorrichardslegacy @a-writer-who-never-writes @pidge-is-the-best @marioverthere

[purranormal-catvity]

I love how I’m somewhat crafty

Tagging: @hallelujah-motherfuckers @sprinkleskull @annabethgranger123

[hallelujah-motherfuckers-deacti]

Wat uh uh I guess I love my style of writing ??

Tagging: @breakfastenthusiast @ssadists

[roguemagpies]

I love my hair

Tagging: @bakugou-klancey-lance​ @thisgayneedscoffee​ @balladofabrokebitch​ @spaladoon​ @quinntaviusqueeriniusquire​ @iamdarknessiamdeath​

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

I love…my dog

Love my short height

@sebastian-emmerson @aramala @spaladoon @official-lucifers-child

[atlascrocs]

I have a cool fashion sense and i’ve got pretty eyes!!

@that-one-scared-gay @honeypiebadger

[that-one-scared-gay]

i love my ability to see the potential in things

@imawkwardtrash @blake-belladonna-defence-force @aquatic-sardonic @letthemoonlightdrip

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

I love my creativity.

Alright… tagging @bloodraven55 @empressofedge @kusnilive @set-wingedwarrior

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

Much as I hate to admit it, I love my writing.

@sadavirerrintwat @a-real-fast-goose

[a-real-fast-goose]

I like how I can make people laugh sometimes, it always makes me happy when someone laughs at a joke I made

@aurea-b @kenzies-house

[cozy-warm-blanket-nest]

I love my ability to cook and give good hugs.

@a-fandom-trashdump @solarpunkwobbly @hunnnyybear

[a-fandom-trashdump]

I love how I’m always really creative.

@boof-hi-its-nigel @commie-america @cocoa-beanzzz

[commie-america]

I love that I’m still alive, despite everything

And my art’s pretty good sometimes

@h3llosatellite @geronimo-eleven-11 @wisteriatheweird

[h3llosatellite-dead]

I love the weird and annoying noises I make :)! And the Big Dipper shaped patch of freckles on my left thigh

@robo-gutz @clownpillz @rattyships

[kevils]

Mark + his lucky flannel

[taptroupe]

A Bomp

[eternal-starry]

[ryanribbitys]

[beekirby]

[video-cakes-deactivated20190914]

[waloogy]

[rubberhosed]

family

[thedgeofsleep]

this is the only thing that matters