EHEHEHEHE

turns you into a frog turns you into a frog turns you into a frog turns you into a frog turns you into a frog turns you into a frog turns you into a frog

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[livermartis]

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

[couchnapping]

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[orthoscheme]

Well on my Patreon there are actually several more angles of this gnome beheading

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[evilwizard]

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

[smhmyheaddude]

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

[medievaljournalist]

townsfolk gathered in the square to watch a man in a black hood feed the condemned prisoners an executionberry

[not100bees]

I supported Chappell Roan when I thought she lured in children with her gingerbread house for the purpose of eating them unprovoked.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Did anyone else just feel a pale hand pull a silvery rope connected to a dark curtain

[homunculus-argument]

What do you look like?

Like this:

[hagposting]

Deciding if I should take this Long Night as an opportunity to curse the shit out of my enemies and cast a pall of darkness over their lives and aspirations, or if I should just take a Little Nap

[natalieironside]

The HOTTEST Summer Accessories Every #Girl Needs This Season:

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

[paper-mario-wiki]

i miss gas station lizard milk