HaHAjax

a random enby on the interwebs

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

wait till they learn coka-cola strips rust off metal

[link-oot]

The year is 1885. My doctor has just prescribed me coke for my oxidized lungs.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[captain-price-returns]

its truly unfortunate but the 4chan “>be me” format is the greatest advancement in comedic storytelling since the invention of the slide show

[gremlininho]

[hollowedskin]

Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[pukicho]

I meant more like a skill or something

[homunculus-argument]

New thought:

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.

[pepsimanshugesweatyswingingballs]

Chinese pangolin - Wikipedia

hey op

[homunculus-argument]

The giant one is from Africa.

Giant pangolin - Wikipedia

[sm64mario]

So they'a tell me "Mario, you'a too small to come to E3! You'a look strange compare to us'a real human beings! It'a be weird!" Hoohoo! Well, I'a came anyways! Because I'a wanted to see you all and shake you'a hand with my big hand right'a here that I have! So everyone come around this'a pillar I'a standing on and shake my hand one at a time Now.

[casver-w]

More signal spires

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[evilwizard]

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

[un-undeadwizard]

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

[evilwizard]

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[chatmeow9]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[beardedmrbean]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m at a point in my Spanish understanding where I can watch native content with subtitles but the problem is that nobody on planet earth has any respect for the art of making good subtitles no matter what language it is

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight