Can stop will stop

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

open rp

“Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?”

[bunrobot]

Macklemore pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[butchaholic]

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

[notherpuppet]

I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

[coughloop]

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

let brug cook

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

[radiofreederry]

Christ this is so fucking cool

[normal-horoscopes]

I haven't been able to stop thinking about this. There's so much going on here. I genuinely love the conception of gender as mystic autodeism. Gender as divine microcosm. Gender as Great Work. It's gnostic, it's alchemical, it's got notes of bacchanalian worship of the body and the inherent magic of self-discovery. This but unironically.

[npdbubblygum]

Shoutout to transphobes for thinking gender is this fucking badass

[a-tin-of-crisco]

every family should include…

[lesbiankermit-moved]

no fuckin way i

[monkeywiki]

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[corporatebigwig]

lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse

[corporatebigwig]

we’re really feeling this today. glad i dont hve to explain

[miiriya]

[insiggious]

People have this weird belief that if you're critical of a system or tradition, then it must be because you failed to live up to that system or tradition. The idea of having a principled stance, regardless of whether or not *you* personally benefit from society accepting that stance, is foreign to so many people. And this belief is really fucking important for and beneficial to the elites of this country. If you can get the masses to equate criticizing you and the institutions you control with abject personal failure, congratulations, you've just made yourself immune to accountability

[creekfiend]

Also, as a failure of the education system: we need to spend more time listening to the people our systems leave behind. "Well of course you're critical of this; you failed" should not be a conversation-ender even if it is true.

[radicarian]

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

[mjalti]

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

[caffeinewitchcraft]

IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”

[dashconstaff]

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Love Wins: Destiel is Canon

Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O

Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism

TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!

Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?

Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)

British Men and Their Cheekbones

Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko

Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020

Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction

Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You

Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation

and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

[esteicy-blog]

I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers

[nazumichi]

Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull

[dashconstaff]

Thank you ❤️

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[tiredspacealien]

oh no

[dashconstaff]

oh YES!!!!

Get your 2021 Dashcon Premium Badge HERE!!!!!!!

[dashconstaff]

#what in the actual fuck #theyre not kidding????? (via @kiarrashattered)

Dashcon 2021 Announcement: 

The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.

Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!

[saintofpride201]

Fuck it. Just kill me…

[dashconstaff]

Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)

[dashconstaff]

#oh boy #i was hoping 2021 would be a better year #i am now scared it won’t be (via @lemonelixir)

NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!

Make all your Dashcon reservations HERE! 💜

[tiredmaster]

SAY SIKE RN

[dashconstaff]

#dashcon isn’t real #it isn’t real #it can’t be real #it isn’t #i refuse (via @tobiasisthechaos​)

Get your VIP Super Hell Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!!!

[mmilhouse]

reblog if you support denim and hate capitalism

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

jommunism

[luxlightly]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

[hashtagloveloses]

Comrade Vine died for Workers Rights™

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

This is a very crucial lesson about many social media and content sharing platforms. No matter how much work is done, content creators are viewed as free labor by those holding the platforms, and expectations of getting paid are viewed as a bug, not a feature.

[atrius97]

Do YouTube next.

[anarchopuppy]

https://youtubersunion.org/

[welove-submit]

[feedyourlocalgoth]

I’ve literally never EVER been gayer

[phantomgames]

Neither has the girl watching