i'm not witty

ash. they/them. ravenclaw. hp. multifandom. prompts are always open. about writing

[onceinabluemoon13]

Okay, but how long exactly was Peter willing to let their “fake” relationship go on? Like “Hey, Covey, you know what would REALLY piss Gen off? If we got MARRIED.”

[watson]

teen wolf appreciation week: day 2  → most development

Hey, Lydia. You probably don’t remember me. Uhm, I sit behind you in Biology.

[apricotshark]

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

[starboybellamy]

has this been done or

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who’s voice makes you fall in love all over again

[twinkprincessmoved-deactivated2]

@ollive-oil

[fivehole]

peter + pulling lara jean close

[rauviel]

The ghosts that we knew will flicker from view And we’ll live a long life

[histrionic-hero]

[cwote]

be patient, good things are coming your way :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[teaboot]

That last bit sounds straight out of a Douglas Adams novel

[princess-of-pokemon]

me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

October! is the month! we’re exorcising our personal demons! recharging our restless spirits! laying ghosts of the past to rest! and burning a shit ton of candles!

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[kqtiebell-deactivated20170805]

[knockturnallley]

insp.

[saintjoan]

sweet edition

are you a honey or jam person… are you a mango or strawberry person…  are you a milk chocolate or dark chocolate person…?