(^o^)／howdy there!

silliness headquarters :3

[sorrrowfull]

[radicalgraff]

"That's my neighbor!

I don't even know you!"

Sticker spotted in Upstate New York

[wizardarchetypes]

idk who needs to hear this but ‘texting and driving’ actually is about driving & looking at ur phone for any reason including typing new directions into your damn maps app or choosing a song. stop swerving into my lane looking up a playlist to commit vehicular manslaughter to. ‘i wasn’t technically texting’ aint gonna hold up in court babes

[ourdreamsareneon]

it's all about distractor salience too. even if you just have Spotify up, if you've got a phone mount, the bright colours and movement will distract you regardless of whether you're touching your phone or not because it's more interesting to your animal brain than the task at hand

[wizardshark]

@ prev!! If you've got a peer reviewed study to share then absolutely share it! It being a study you were a part of lends credence!

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[citoyen-rouge]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[berkelbites]

Every time someone does this with southern US accents:

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[augustdementhe]

I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.

That’s IT.

I ask for SO LITTLE.

[rionsanura]

Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.

https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/

[augustdementhe]

Oh HELL yes.

[empty-sigh]

moaning “I love you” over and over as I finish inside you

[the-haiku-bot]

moaning “I love you”

over and over as I

finish inside you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lakevida]

completely adore these tags

[monamoni]

🔥The Southern Three-Banded Armadillo (Tolypeutes matacus) is one of the only armadillo species capable of rolling into a completely sealed sphere

[pitbolshevik]

cool animal meme dude hey just wondering why is that fennec fox in somebody's living room

[pitbolshevik]

"it's just a meme let people have fun" NO. you WILL learn about wildlife trafficking and its role in the exotic pet trade

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[godon5]

typa shit im on

[gayhomosexualboykisser]

every day when i wake up i kinda just lay in bed like this because i remember my f/os arent real and i actually have a normal human life to live