the jersey devil’s gf

jules | she/her | licorice enthusiast

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[saul-tortellini]

This is how 40k works

[edgar-allan-possum]

Reading this post renders you unable to get legally married by Cocaine Bear

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[tonguethief]

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?

Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[unusual-suspects]

x

[ot3]

Haunted Castle Ruins (Rain) from Mark Ferrari's 8-bit palette shift series

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[bloodiegawz]

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

[johnathandarksouls]

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

[bloodiegawz]

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[budcortofficial]

OP, FYI, if you post on tumblr you post in real life

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[cherubg1rl]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[pig]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[hogoutorlogout]

hi sweetie do you want brushed too?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[everydaylouie]

muppet christmas carol ~ (happy holidays!)

[plague-vulture]

hey do you wanna see the idea I had for a tattoo just kidding of course you do