not even on your radar

✨But there’s a part of me That’s appealingly sweet I’m sure that you’d agree If you got to knoiw me✨ avatar (pridewishes) side bar icons (tsuicons) header image (traitor-tots)

[wkngsnds]

Percabeth academic rivals go

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81909626

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[thesituation]

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

[corruptimles]

it's kind of giving moldy mario

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[wkngsnds]

Sometimes I come on here, see an outlandish post, and then need to retreat to my twitter echo chamber

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[malwareproductions]

you have to love your intersex siblings of color. you just have to

[tau1tvec]

Food for some of my non-human Miis.

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[wkngsnds]

I think of Caine and Jax as villains/antagonists in the same vain as Megamind and Tighten, respectively.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

[goodpngs]

happy birthday miffy! (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) + view here

[redtsundere-pngs]

hiii do you have a miffy png?

Some miffys (I have some plushy color ones here)

[goodpngs]

miffy objects (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) + view here