haltheyellowdinosquishmellow

¡Goodmornings, manwhore-nings! Fuck trump fuck israel fuck nazis fuck bigots fuck people who know how to spell fuck the haters, and dont forget to fuck yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). fight for love

[haltheyellowdinosquishmellow]

This is me, BTW

[haltheyellowdinosquishmellow]

i im a diosaur

hal, the yellow dino squishmellow

[dogpuppy]

i love whatevers wrong with you

[hotvampireadjacent]

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[sockiepuppetry]

The new Security

[doomedmutual]

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[drangel76]

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[spell-fox]

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

941.086

british history since 2000

[oneheadtoanother]

[haltheyellowdinosquishmellow]

thisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotrealthisisnotreal

[satan-offical]

There's a girl who has said lots of racist things in our year and I was like "oh yeah I don't really like her, she acts like she's above everyone else and she's said some bad things" ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS FRIENDS WITH HER AND I THOUGHT THAT THEY HATED EACH OTHER AND I FEEL SO BAD

[haltheyellowdinosquishmellow]

YOUR EMOTIOMS ARE VALID BUT THE GIRL SAID RACIST THINGS ACCORDING TO YOU

[carefreejules]

is this anything LOL

[loveridden1999]

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[robogrind]

i cannot believe how fucking funny the talksprites are in this one i need to draw them right NOW

[distractionsfromthefood]

[uselesstaroth]

The deltarune fandom is really like witnessing a mass delusion event