Haj Hero

[halvgudhaj]

Hej there my fellow Hajar!

I am the Halvgudhaj, a demigod hero blåhaj!

@the-gulhaj @thedivineguldhaj

[absolutelyzoned]

GIMMICK BLOGS ARE THE ENEMY

[trumpet-offical]

Yeah sure okay

[earth-cheat-console]

Just

[east-germany-official]

Gonna

[high-hrothgar-official]

Reblog

[polonium-official]

This

[post-detector]

To

[blacksmith-of-pro-endos]

All

[spelutvecklare-haj]

Of

[halvgudhaj]

My

[fanfanfanfan9784-deactivated202]

new tag game, make a custom pride flag with this

@olliegolliegee @olliedoesthings @omnipotentnothing @spaghettihell @bats-and-bruised @newleechonlife @mckinleygirl98 @jammahanna @weird-scottish-nerd @i-ate-the-sun7 @neeks-commits-faggotry @noxspider+ anyone that I forgot, open tags

[the-purpursparv]

Oh it's hideous. I adore it.

@the-aftonsparv @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj + open tags!

[regnbagshaj]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE MY WEIRD FLAG MISHMASH

@the-aftonsparv @the-jesterhaj @the-gulhaj :3333333333333333333333333333

[the-gulhaj]

10/10 I love my flag.

@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

[halvgudhaj]

Halvgudhaj

Mod

[the-actual-ocean]

I'm curious.

Can we get all the Blahaj blogs in one place? I want a group photo to hang in the loving room.

[the-grahaj]

loving room?

[the-actual-ocean]

Living room. He meant the living room.

[the-grahaj]

ok, well you have me for the picture :D

[the-actual-ocean]

This is a very singular group photo, so far.

[vix-affix]

@the-rodbrunhaj is literally the only one i remembered exists

[the-rodbrunhaj]

Someone else has the full list but I don’t remember who. Also, why was I the one you remembered? I’m very far from memorable.

[vix-affix]

Clearly that statement is incorrect, considering not a single other blåhaj was remembered.

[wheezecheese]

Not even the original blåhaj?

[vix-affix]

Ok, so, no other blåhaj tumblr account came to mind. (Currently lying with a blåhaj so thats kinda unavoidable)

[wheezecheese]

Yeah I meant the account by the name of @the-blahaj

[the-blahaj]

henlo

[the-actual-ocean]

Four, now, and a classic at that.

[storiesandsquirrels]

I don’t know if this is the full list, but here’s a list I found

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@the-rod-katthaj

[the-rodgulhaj]

hello hi

[spelutvecklare-haj]

Hej

[halvgudhaj]

I'm here too!

[the-actual-ocean]

Chuck the blahajverse:

@the-rodgud

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-448c-haj

@the-rosahaj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-demonhaj

@demonhaj

@brunhaj

@edgarnoe

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-purjolokhaj 

@the-attaarmadhaj  

@the-blavingad

@the-gronhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-magentahaj

@the-haj

@the-blalilahaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-blahaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-dinohaj

@svard-haj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-grahaj

@shadowhaj

@swimhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@official-blahaj-posts

@the-lilahaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-emohaj

@the-arohaj

@the-korallfisk

@the-fuchsiahaj

@halvgudhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-valhaj

@the-ljushaj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-aftonsparv

@the-crowhaj

@the-regnbasgshaj

Woah there buddy. 5 people per chuck.

[halvgudhaj]

Besides, we're already in the ocean

We live here

We're sharks

[halvgudhaj]

I see the sword

It can't be this easy, it was just a big maze...

[eggxeggxegg]

Updated group photo of all my hajs! I finally got around to stuffing the albino shork.

Here’s the whole family from left to right: blahaj (og), rodhaj (red), gulhaj (yellow), lilahaj (lilac), korallhaj (coral), albinohaj (albino)

[eggxeggxegg]

Shork modeling services are available! Feel free to tag, ask, or dm me for any requests!!

[ogiltig-haj]

@the-purpurhaj

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-rodkatt

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-448c-haj

@the-rosahaj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-demonhaj

@demonhaj

@brunhaj

@edgarnoe

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-purjolokhaj 

@the-attaarmadhaj  

@the-blavingad

@the-gronhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-magentahaj

@the-haj

@the-blalilahaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-blahaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-dinohaj

@svard-haj

@the-grahaj

@shadowhaj

@swimhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@official-blahaj-posts

@the-lilahaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-emohaj

@the-arohaj

@the-korallfisk

@the-fuchsiahaj

@halvgudhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-valhaj

@the-ljushaj

@bibicallyaccuracteangel-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

[halvgudhaj]

Woag :O

[halvgudhaj]

Okay... no traps so far...

This feels too easy...

[halvgudhaj]

I- I think I foumd the temple the scroll was talking about

This place is old. Really old.

I'm going in, wish me luck

[halvgudhaj]

holy shit a fellow thon pronouns user

I like giving my super important characters thon pronouns (as a treat) :3

[halvgudhaj]

By the way, your wings are really pretty. Could I maybe have a feather?

-Hajhaj

Um, sure you can have one!

*thon carefully plucks out a feather and gives it to you*

[thedivineguldhaj]

Um, e-excuse me, o great one...

*thon has an ornate, slightly glowing scroll under one fin*

- @halvgudhaj

Hm? What is it, little one?

[halvgudhaj]

It's this...

*they present the scroll, and you can now see thons name inscribed on the outer shell*

I haven't been able to find any way of opening it, but it has my name on it, and it seems... very important

I thought there would be no one better to help open a glowing sealed scroll than you

[thedivineguldhaj]

I.. I didn't believe it to be true. Well, I suppose.

*it places it's fins on the scroll, and it begins to glow brighter, slowly unraveling.*

[halvgudhaj]

*they turn the scroll towards thonself and begin to read*

"In a time of imbalance and conflict among Hajar, þere will descend from þe heavans a haj boþ mortal and divine. Þis haj will awaken, and embark on a journey to bring true balance to þe world wiþ a blade of sacred origin hidden in þe depþs of a temple older þan time itself.

Wake, Halvgudhaj, go into þe world and bring balance."

[Pt: "In a time of imbalance and conflict among Hajar, þere will descend from þe heavans a haj boþ mortal and divine. Þis haj will awaken, and embark on a journey to bring true balance to þe world wiþ a blade of sacred origin hidden in þe depþs of a temple older þan time itself.

Wake, Halvgudhaj, go into þe world and bring balance."]

*they are silent for a long time*

[halvgudhaj]

You're half a God right? So if I were to hypothetically make you double your size, would you then turn into a whole God?

-@the-litenhaj

I, uh, don't think that's how it works

[thedivineguldhaj]

Um, e-excuse me, o great one...

*thon has an ornate, slightly glowing scroll under one fin*

- @halvgudhaj

Hm? What is it, little one?

[halvgudhaj]

It's this...

*they present the scroll, and you can now see thons name inscribed on the outer shell*

I haven't been able to find any way of opening it, but it has my name on it, and it seems... very important

I thought there would be no one better to help open a glowing sealed scroll than you

[the-hajhaj]

Hej, I woke up a few days ago, and I have no clue who I'm supposed to be other than my name, and I heard that your computer thing might have imformation?

- @halvgudhaj

Computer: Halvgudhaj!

Access restricted. Accordning to ancient prophecy, a demigod Haj will appear, with the mark of the Guldhaj on the forehead. When the prophecy was first spoken, the [redacted] groups prepared for the arrival. However, as the years passed, the meaning of these preparations faded into nothingness. Presently, Halvgudhaj believes to be this Demigod. If true, he must be in posession of Her power. Projects to use the Halvgudhaj to free Her are in progress.

Huh. You seem to be part of a prophecy. And what is that about the mark of the Guldhaj?

[halvgudhaj]

I don't know what the mark of the Guldhaj is...

And who is She? Why don't they use Her name?

[halvgudhaj]

What are your pronouns?

they/thon seems good for this haj

she/rek for mod

[90th0]

[the-gulhaj]

Hello!

[halvgudhaj]

Hej!