The One True Instrument

[trumpet-offical]

I'm the only real instrument, every other instrument is just a cheap knock-off

Self-proclaimed rival of @french-horn-official, my wonky, fucked-up looking cousin

Run by @the-lunacy-system

You just lost the Game

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

wild brass instruments running free in a field eating quater notes, which is the grass on music planet

[french-horn-offical]

woag it's my 19th bday today

[trumpet-offical]

OLD!!!!

[trumpet-offical]

I might rework this blog, maybe even drop the i from the official to move into the new age

[spaghettihell]

FUCK TRUMPETS IF YOURE A TRUMPET FUCK YOU LEARN YO QUIET COYOTES

[eightglass]

NO

HONK HONK

[absolutelyzoned]

GIMMICK BLOGS ARE THE ENEMY

[trumpet-offical]

Yeah sure okay

[the-actual-ocean]

can i chuck @trumpet-official into the ocean?

@trumpet-official from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean!

[trumpet-offical]

What the fuck?!?

I do NOT belong in there

[scp-foundation-country]

Sooo I'm Rhode Island, the 13th state and also the smallest, but you can call me Rhody for short. I'm looking to annex Connecticut and I'm gonna need allies to achieve that. What are your goals anyways? Because I can help you!! Let's form an alliance! Please please please please please please please please please???

from @official-rhode-island

Yeah sure. My goals are to contain all anomalies and to beat the living shit out of Trumpet and Musketeer. What about you

[trumpet-offical]

Oi what you got against me??

[xyzee2323]

Chemistry is fun more subjects should let you make small explosions

[crowthekiller]

any subject can cause a small explosion if you play your cards right

[real-chicago]

good point

i’m throwing the clarinets into a bonfire

[trumpet-offical]

I'm tumblr user trumpet-official and I approve this message

[the-actual-ocean]

Ocean announcement:

For anyone wondering, the cello is the Ocean's instrument of choice.

[trumpet-offical]

I will never again visit the ocean

[boughtmender]

trumpet > rest of band

(Not biased)

[yes I am] {I did trumpet}

clarinet supremacy actually

the only thing trumpets are over the rest of the band is in volume

[canis-pluralis]

and loud is fun

also I can make horse noises

[flute-official]

@trumpet-official

[trumpet-offical]

Certified Trumpet Post!

[jawpeople]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

[jawpeople]

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

[jawpeople]

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

[achivement-unlocked]

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

[achivement-unlocked]

FUCKING AGAIN??????

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

[the-haiku-bot]

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evergladesofflorida]

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[dragons-locator]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I summon thee @girl-detector

[girl-detector]

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

[tocamos]

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

[french-horn-offical]

Alright "instruments" come on

@trumpet-official @keytar-official @flute-official @cornett-official

[trumpet-offical]

We all know that Cornett and I are the only real instruments here

[french-horn-offical]

pretty sure horn is more closely related to trumpet than a cornett is

[trumpet-offical]

Ooc: fuck, my sleep deprived ass thought that was a different instrument. I need a nap lol

[french-horn-offical]

you were probably thinking of a cornet rather than a cornett, huge difference

[trumpet-offical]

Ooc: fuck language. In general

[jawpeople]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

[jawpeople]

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

[jawpeople]

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

[achivement-unlocked]

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

[achivement-unlocked]

FUCKING AGAIN??????

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

[the-haiku-bot]

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evergladesofflorida]

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[dragons-locator]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I summon thee @girl-detector

[girl-detector]

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

[tocamos]

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

[french-horn-offical]

Alright "instruments" come on

@trumpet-official @keytar-official @flute-official @cornett-official

[trumpet-offical]

We all know that Cornett and I are the only real instruments here

[french-horn-offical]

pretty sure horn is more closely related to trumpet than a cornett is

[trumpet-offical]

Ooc: fuck, my sleep deprived ass thought that was a different instrument. I need a nap lol

[jawpeople]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

[jawpeople]

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

[jawpeople]

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

[achivement-unlocked]

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

[achivement-unlocked]

FUCKING AGAIN??????

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

[the-haiku-bot]

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evergladesofflorida]

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[dragons-locator]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I summon thee @girl-detector

[girl-detector]

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

[tocamos]

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

[french-horn-offical]

Alright "instruments" come on

@trumpet-official @keytar-official @flute-official @cornett-official

[trumpet-offical]

We all know that Cornett and I are the only real instruments here

[french-horn-offical]

gotta love the freshmen trumpets

like how the fuck do you get a bell in this condition

[trumpet-offical]

Still better than you, even destroyed

[french-horn-offical]

there’s a French horn gimmick??? I LOVE YOU.

…it’s a pleasure to meet you! :D

i know this is late to answer, but yes i exist!

i don't do as much posting about horn as i should but at least i'm here!

[felisitations]

any amount of posting about French horn is a good amount of posting about French horn

but now, I must ask… what is your least favourite brass instrument?

[french-horn-offical]

trumpet, always

[trumpet-offical]

You will see the truth one day, cousin, then you will beg for my forgiveness.

[french-horn-offical]

I don't want your forgiveness

[trumpet-offical]

You will one day

[french-horn-offical]

there’s a French horn gimmick??? I LOVE YOU.

…it’s a pleasure to meet you! :D

i know this is late to answer, but yes i exist!

i don't do as much posting about horn as i should but at least i'm here!

[felisitations]

any amount of posting about French horn is a good amount of posting about French horn

but now, I must ask… what is your least favourite brass instrument?

[french-horn-offical]

trumpet, always

[trumpet-offical]

You will see the truth one day, cousin, then you will beg for my forgiveness.