The Best Around

A little bit of everything. Which is a great idea in theory, but alas.

[en-futubandera]

[homofied]

Who’s the gay that made a glory hole arcade game??? I just wanna talk.

[thickness-protection-program]

You ain’t a real gamer if you ain’t playing Yank That Plank

[memesandlaughs]

[the-silent-screamer]

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

[prismatic-bell]

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

[ruffboi-mags]

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[bill-nye-official-blog]

those guns are two women

[silver-tongues-blog]

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

[kihaku-gato]

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[classandcars]

And that’s the way to do it.

[rafa-starkiller]

Kings

[rack-of-lame]

I’m amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record

[katisconfused]

I bothered to look up the source all the way back and some extra facts:

Apparently, they had cops helping keep the other cops away, they did this by convincing them that they would do it regardless and helping would be safer, and if they set a crazy enough record it would deter other people.

The speed discrepancy between the top speed at almost 200 and average speed of 103 is because they dropped it with other cars nearby, which was also a strategy to not get reported and stopped.

It was not a Mercedes it was an Infiniti Q50 modded with a GT-R drivetrain which was set up for multiple drivers with a MIDDLE seat like a McClaren F1? I cannot find pictures unfortunately.

The original interview says they had a fucking smoke screen if they got chased even. Recommended by his therapist apparently?

I think my favorite part was he is agnostic so he prayed to every god just in case. All of them he could find. Just to cover all the bases.

[homophobicavatarstyle]

do you think Suki ever uses the “you burned down my village” card to get Zuko to do shit for her

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko: I can’t pass legislation that quickly Suki

Suki: but you’re the Fire Lord

Zuko: yeah but I can’t legalise weed overnight

Suki: wow Zuko. you’re really. burning down my dreams

Zuko:

Suki: it’s almost like

Zuko: suki

Suki: it’s just it reminds me of the time

Zuko: suki please

[eirastrid]

this post is the only thing ive been able to think about for days now 

[homophobicavatarstyle]

hi I love this with all my heart and soul

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[rainbowsnowflake]

HALLOWEEN

[elodieunderglass]

TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[corsolanite]

[geckobeef]

[eridone]

when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

[honest-xpression]

One of the best dance routines I’ve ever watched.

The Nicholas Brothers

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I believe these gentlemen are scientifically classified as a liquid.

[southernsassysub-deactivated202]

Diagnosis: sick liquid fire

[schemer-the-goat66]

Didn’t they use these dudes to help animate some of the dancing in Betty Boop?

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Correct!

Even more, they utilized Cab Calloway (the band leader) and used the same rotoscoped piece of him dancing in almost 20 of their shorts!

[allsortsoflicorice]

Amazing

Tap is such an exciting form of dance. 

[hypnospilot]

It gets better. These are the Nicholas Brothers. They did this unrehearsed, in one take.

https://mymodernmet.com/cab-calloway-jumpin-jive-nicholas-brothers/

Legendary Nicholas Brothers Dance Routine Was Unrehearsed and Filmed in One Take

This is one of the best dance routines in history, and it was all done in one take without any rehearsals!

[killerchickadee]

1. That saxophone player who kept leaning out of the way lol

2. These guys must have had thighs of steel!

[mx-malice]

I’ve watched this like a thousand times and I’m so glad it popped up again

[naamahdarling]

UNREHEARSED WHAT IN THE

[coughybean]

HOW THE HELL?

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

How? Well, it helps that they were actual brothers, their father was in Vaudeville, and they’d been dancing together since they were almost bebbies:

Here’s a clip of them from seven years earlier:

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[rubykgrant]

if nautical nonsense be something you wish

[thatsthat24]

The Seven Deadly Sins: Gay Edition 🌈

[mrkanman]

dont be scared cisgenders, i am a normal bus. come closer.

[mrkanman]

happy pride month

[halogamma]

@lgbtincomics’ pride month challenge 2021

[1/3] gay characters - Jackson Hyde AKA Aqualad + Aquaman

[redrockingchairdotmp3]

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

we can’t. there’s people in the House

[kotortwo]

currently deeply obsessed with the silky anteater

[kotortwo]

this guy knows spells

[alurdunfinn]

Aren’t you gay?

I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.