litTRILLy

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

ted cruz is being controlled by a powerful warlock

[punkrockgrantaire]

This rat is 87 centimeters tall and weighs 10 grams. This rat is about 0.6 the density of helium. I carry this rat around on a string like a balloon.

[punkrockgrantaire]

It will take this rat half an hour to reach outer space

[d-white211]

[spookyscarymry]

Heath Ledger on the red carpet at Australian Film Institute Awards, Dec. 6th, 2006.

That was truly wild from start to finish.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

spiderman 3 was the best movie ever made

[henologist]

[liberianbadbitch]

I wanna be snoop dogg when I grow up

[babyjessibug-deactivated2020080]

I’m already him

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[hammerjamesdoubt-blog]

Allies in the projects

[miniangel]

[clitstopher]

[equius]

feast

[freakazxid]

who’s the hottest/tallest guy in star wars

[butchflirt]

[freakazxid]

daddy binks

[carmillasleatherpants]

[thekarmariaconnection]

The Tennessee Highway Safety Office just posted this

[gif-giz]

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[patrioticvoice1985]

Cro-Mags (Raybeez in the bottom left corner)

[foxgraves]

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

[sappholopod]

if 🐋they're🐋 the 💦💦largest 😏 on hte planet🇺🇸🇬🇧🇯🇵🇩🇪🇮🇹 how 😫BIG💦 are 👀their👀 🍆💦MONSTER DONGS🍆👅💦 💕💕💕👌👀 would 🐳they🐋 be ⬇️DOWN⬇️ for 👌sharing👏 the 💦💦CUMMIES💦💕😫😫 ??

[foxgraves]

every day we drift farther from god’s light

[thebootydiaries]

millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot

[slightmood]

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

relatable star wars moment

when yoda literally tries to die so he can avoid confrontation