Gather round, children, and let me read you a tale,
A tale that shall inflict fear in you with no fail,
It is of addiction, trash, and a corporation so greedy
The frightening tale of Netflix TV
3 years in the past, I was but a child
Stuck in a pandemic, with only my room to hide
When I finished my daily Zoom
The only thing I felt was a chilling gloom
So as per usual, I open Netflix on my phone
To see shows I have not yet watched before
Daredevil, B99, Rick and Morty, all binged
The end of Netflix would make any man unhinged
But thus, stood a show that never popped in my feed
"A Netflix original? Ok, it could be neat..."
Of course, in hindsight it was no miracle
Instead, it was a sphere, a ball, a CIRCLE
I hit play without any second thought to give
The realization of the horror I entered into cut like a shiv
But I was in too deep, I was done, booked
If I were Robin Williams, I'd say I was Hooked
I watched and watched the reality show
When season one was done, the second was ready to go
I wept and I cried day and night about my curse
But little did I know it would only be the first
Because when season 3 was done there was no more
I thought I finally ended my days of horror
I rejoiced in happiness that I was out of this bind
And then a new title showed up - "Love is Blind"
I knew what had to happen, but I tried to fight the need
I threw my phone at the wall with such speed
That not only did I crack my phone and my wall
It opened up the show, audio and all
It was too late now, I had to watch the whole show
2 seasons down the drain of people being stupid from head to toe
And when that ended, The Ultimatum began
The queer season started right after the normal one was done
And so I watched all of them, all of the reality shows
And I'll keep seeing them as long as Netflix will make more
My life consists of looking at these disappointing stories
Only to know that each and every one will fail with no worries
So I warn you children, don't venture through the dark path
You're not as strong as mother nature, and you don't know her wrath
Go watch normal TV, like Scott Pilgrim or Make Happy
Because if you don't, you'll end up just like me
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