@theartofmadeline
bliss lane
titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn
roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan
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Product Placement
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@hanabi222
so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager
Kuzco: I want to tear down your home and build a swimming pool there. lol
Pacha:
hooray
OP you came into my house and shot me in my kneecaps
i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
WHY?!
“White Coachella bullshit”
The way I cackled
Lookin like she got eczema
I love him
“i can tell she still run a myspace page”
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead
me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good!
me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already??
okay if you ignore the others… but watch this one
what episode of black mirror is this
i literally think about this like… daily
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a month
make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again
some thoughts for america 2.0:
national anthem is gasolina
no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two
let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good
maybe more holidays about dogs
the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.
addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.
