hot as HECK ON the inside

Since my life is a mess, why not waste away my time by obsessing over men over twice my age?

[handanhan]

Bold of you to assume I have lungs

[mostlycatsmostly]

[this-stuff-is-kinda-funny]

he is worth more

[handanhan]

Benderbitch Suchasnack

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

That’s me in the corner! That’s me in the cor

ner!

Losing my re-

corner!

Trying    c o r n e r       t h a t ’ s     m

[handanhan]

A concept

You DM a DnD campaign for your top 3 matches on tinder. If one plays a bard, he’s out.

[itsagifnotagif]

[itsagifnotagif]

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

[fluent-n-death]

[fluent-n-death]

@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

[viostormcaller]

HI YES I ADORE THIS

[persassierthanyou-deactivated20]

I live for old posts that have been reblogged over a while

[itsagifnotagif]

It has been 5 years leave this out of my activity

[kingscrown666]

never

[itsagifnotagif]

Monthly reminder to let this die

[viostormcaller]

I can’t not reblog this though XDD

[millificent]

darling, perfection can never die

[taratjah]

Avatar Instagram AU. Everything is the same, but there is Instagram somehow. Partially did this because I wanted to make the “followed by prince Zuko” joke. 

Patreon | Instagram

[jaxblade]

I’d follow the shit out of Ty Lee’s Instagram!

[handanhan]

I really enjoy this, but... why does Toph... have an Instagram... if she’s blind

[ratthumbsup]

hey murph i just want to talk

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[yourladyindank]

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd

[choochoobear]

Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”

[handanhan]

Hi

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[handanhan]

Bold of you to assume I have lungs

[handanhan]

We had a power outage last night right after I ordered a pizza online. I did not take it well.

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[iamsherlokid]

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

[mexicantrashcan]

so, i saw this and though “it’s worth a try” so i wished to find my dog (who has been lost since december) and guess what? Not even a week and some lady send me a message asking if i was still looking for her and GUESS WHAT??

I’M ???????

SO FUCKING HAPPY WTF ???? ??

[handanhan]

We all just tryna nut out here, but some people gotta ruin it