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"you need to let it go"
i'll actually take it to the grave, thanks
It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.
This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.
“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.
“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.
“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.
Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.
Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.
This also applies to:
Syllabi
Instructions
You will never realize how little people will read clearly posted signs until you work with the general public
can you hc a character with DID and make yourself one of their alters or is this some sort of evil crime because this idea came 2 me randomly and its really funny to me
New funniest way to do a self-insert dropped
i realize this is a hack live at the apollo type observation but its really striking how "good customer service" in the us does not mean "providing customers with a good service", but instead "providing customers with a terrible service but forcing the people providing it to act slavishly obsequious at all times"
Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me
The term "Lustmolch" is such a banger of the German language. Yes, you're a horny pervert but you're also an amphibian while you're at it. Hilarious!
mysteriumdervampire
Der Begriff "Lustmolch" ist so ein Knaller der deutschen Sprache. Ja, du bist ein geiler Perversling, aber du bist auch eine Amphibie, wenn du schon dabei bist. Urkomisch!
'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE
apribullen
'ausweiden' ist so ein gutes word. weißte, deine eingeweide? sie sind WEG
Notes:
Do not call a German cop a "Bulle" while they can hear you, they generally don't like it and it's just not worth getting in trouble for.
I ❤️ talking about myself in the second person. Why did you do that
hilfmirmiku
Ich ❤️ es über mich selbst in der zweiten Person zu sprechen. Warum hast du das gemacht
they’re foreclosing on my mind palace
Ive been saying this for years. You need to understand blue eyeshadow to understand anything at all. Today, blue eyeshadow is regarded as a "choice." Its either trendy or tacky or outdated, depending on the shade and style of application. But for about 30 years in the late 20th century, maybe the 50s through the 80s, blue eyeshadow was regarded as subtle, conservative, middle-of-the-road. Feminine. A "correct" shade to use. Brown or beige eyeshadow was the new thing, too subtle and casual to look like a "full face" of makeup. My grandmother (an enthusiastically conventional woman) has only ever worn blue eyeshadow.
The last 10 or 15 years have seen a real takeover of neutrals, beiges and grays and whites, in consumer goods and interior design. We've all seen the car color chart. Other people smarter than me have discussed the reasons for this, the caution brought on by economic instability. Nobody wants to paint their walls green because their home isnt a place to get comfortable, its an investment that will need to be made palatable for a new buyer (and why give yourself the extra task of repainting when youll have so much else to do when you move).
Neutral overload (and "clean design," with its lack of ornamentation) is aimed at creating a consistent, timeless, elegant look. Its adherents dont understand that this is also a trend. This subtle, conservative, middle-of-the-road design choice will look tacky and ostentatious someday. And necause you value timelessness, this will embarrass you.
fascinated by people who have to be taught that women can also be a part of the same marginalized communities as men are. “what about disabled men? do they have male privilege?” idk let’s ask disabled women. “there are transmascs of color, are they privileged?” let’s ask transfems of color
had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
anyways remember when toni morrison said "sometimes you don't survive whole, you just survive in part. but the grandeur of life is that attempt. it's not about that solution. it is about being as fearless as one can, and behaving as beautifully as one can, under completely impossible circumstances."
"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.