TRASH GOBLIN

small gay whirling dervish with an affinity for Synyster Gates wattpad: hanerbanger instagram: smoothlikesyngates

[hangingoutwithdogs]

[evilscientist3]

Hits you with a beam that possibly takes effect

[draganimator]

Oh no what effect?

[evilscientist3]

an effect that is highly ambiguous

[pointnclick]

will it take effect?

[evilscientist3]

it may or may not take effect at any time

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[buffoongirl]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[blackthr333]

Lmfao

[celinasoul]

🤣🤣🤣

[brbgensokyo]

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

[swanlikembrace]

feel like pure shit i just wanna be silly with my friends at the grocery store again

[ruinedchildhood]

[nerdyyetclassy]

[tubpumpkin]

The guy navigating the Ever Given

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[eelizabit]

You Farted

[imaginedsoldier]

[bird-big]

why dont you nerds gaslight up a joint

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I thought this ad was so funny as a kid but I’m literally her now so :/

[jumex]

[marcitlali]

i just ride…

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is literally a crash bandicoot level

[abcsofadhd]

Friend: *says anything that can be perceived as criticism*

My RSD:

[nerdjpg]

[igglooaustralia]

fgdzgljghsghfhg

[poolmyths-deactivated20210103]

[the-small-spoon-deactivated2018]

free him

[koki-kariya-personal]

free him

[rj-for-short]

free him

[yourgoat]

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

[boarofthenorth100]

Yar

This Ship Is Now Be Under The Comand Of Boarbeard The Pirate

[i-am-committing-tax-fraud]

What is your command, Boarbeard?

[boarofthenorth100]

Bring Sweet Berry’s To Me At Once

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]