🍁🔥💨

Hahaha get it? I’m like a new wedding dress. I’m stuck in the closet (for now) but my time to shine will come. Also, does anybody here smoke weed?

[memewhore]

[klubbhead]

[hanukkah]

[juuliaroberts]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

This needs to stop, immediately. 

[evilvarric666-archive]

My hobbies? Uhhhh sensations mostly. Textures and patterns. But yeah mostly I just am really into like, experiences. Occasionally I dabble in thoughts.

[parkinglotfistfight]

[largesuitdavidbyrne-deactivated]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

fanta playing the long game on advertising

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

this was the fanta can from 1972 - 1988, this CAN is playing the long game

[dzamie]

is this the real life

is this just fanta sea

[patrickat]

caught in the sand like

won’t escape oceanography

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[capacity]

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

[ineffablesilence-deactivated202]

Life hack: take your own advice

[capacity]

[betasunkern]

[captain-price-official]

[grinnersmiler]

[osmosisjones]

love wins

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

[stingdragon]

Your death will be quick and pineless

[mathematicianalias]

My life is now better with this pun in it.

[geisterwand-remade-deactivated2]

[impageddon]

New Garden Warfare boss

[homoeroticism]

[elodieunderglass]

Me showing people around my favorite places

[chipsprites]

[chipsprites]

[kristinareptilina]

[kristinareptilina]

[potatobegaming]

[freakspotting]

It was at this moment he knew he f*сked up

[amin13864]

😱

[andthenthentherewerenone-deacti]

Y’all need a good laugh right now

[boota]

[cocaineteas]

[baebyfaced]

I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD

[melodramaticslut]

I’m the girl

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

i love the bachelor

[surprisebitch]

absolutely me

[magiccharlie]

Suck that rose 🌹

[excon-princess-deactivated20210]

Cyberpunk 2077 players: omg all this crime, homeless ppl, hostile design on public benches, rude destitute people, and trash everywhere this is a grim dark dystopian future omgggg

Basically any Californian in the Bay Area or LA:

[whimsicotten]

[memewhore]

[hiyakkii]

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

[memewhore]

[disgustinganimals]

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from