female villain apologist

✧ maya ✧ disaster bi ✧ 27 ✧ she/they ✧

[wetcatjayce]

what have I done

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[vandroid-helsing]

who up experiencing divine madness

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[lizardsister]

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

[lizardsister]

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now

[videogomez]

[videogomez]

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[cocktoetwins-archive-deactivate]

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

[secondlina]

He’s the SWORD GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the INVENTORY.

Read more Crow Time here.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]

[fozdoaa]

Everybody talks about cutting ppl off but nobody really talks about the grief that comes with having to stand firm on that decision knowing it’s not what you wanted but what was necessary for your well-being.

[secundee-reci]

literally grief.

[asaltysquid]

The divine act of creation. To craft and mold yourself to completion.

[wuntrum]

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

[luulapants]

Hope this helps!

[thebreakfastgenie]

who made this post

[marlinspirkhall]

Another hit post from God themself

[jhil-inthebox]

when you have smug parents

[breathinginthecoke]

Ok, where do you put your keys when you get home?

On the key hook

In the bowl

On the table

I leave them in the car

In my chair

I don't know man, the fridge?

In my shoes

Other (in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[mockiatoh]

The realization that y’all are putting them in the same place just hit me like a train & I need to think about some things

[teaboot]

My keys haven't left the pocket of the previous day's pants in years