Just Bullshit

Just here for a good time, not a long time 🤙✌️

[philsmeatylegss]

Finally someone writing a title Dan actually asked for

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[baseballheritageposts]

baseball heritage post

[what-even-is-thiss]

Museums not giving stolen artifacts and bodies back is bonkers. Like what if someone from China went into Arlington cemetery and dug up JFK’s dead body and took him and his eternal flame back to China and refused to give him back like that would be pretty messed up and kind of weird right like put John back that’s not where he goes but that’s basically what the British museum does every day

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[sailor-arashi]

Methode: "How interesting, you are completely immune to restraint magic."

Frieren: "She smells nice."

Fern: (•̀⤙•́)

[starlight-shadowbanned]

while we're at it, tearing down the hostage posters was always evil and fucked up.

[punkkeeblerelf]

Tearing down posters in a vacuum might seem cruel. But these posters do not exist in a vacuum—they exist in the middle of an active genocide.

They are funded, printed, and distributed globally by a state that has used the hostages as PR cover for mass slaughter. Israel has killed over 30,000 Palestinians since October, many of them children, while openly admitting that freeing the hostages is not the priority—eliminating Hamas is. In some cases, Israeli forces have killed their own hostages during operations and still blamed Palestinians for it.

So no, it’s not evil to reject a propaganda campaign that turns real people into pawns to justify war crimes. It’s not callous to question a narrative that demands mourning only one set of lives while another is buried under rubble.

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

bibliomancy is alive and well in the 21st century. St Augustine rolling in his grave.

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

[guildenstern]

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

[saintandstorms]

[catgirlfingies]

This is so accurate

[dumbpuppyfag]

shout out to every single trans usamerican who spent today jerking off instead of doomscrolling. your mind is powerful beyond compare. your commitment unflappable

[dumbpuppyfag]

this starts picking up notes every few days and it's my signal that something stupid happened

[ysolt]

[punkbutch]

reverse version too 🩷💜💙🤝❤️🧡🤍🩷💜