do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate
i’m glad this is the post of mine to get a degree of notes, fuck yeah friends
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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KIROKAZE
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Not today Justin

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@hannah-gbs
do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate
i’m glad this is the post of mine to get a degree of notes, fuck yeah friends
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
@kittybroker how much for the ravenous worms?
The ravenous worm collection full of a bunch of real rascals and fools! Pick up one of these slimeballs today for only $4.80 a piece!
#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.
Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety.
After all, comedy is timing.
star trek heritage post (July 19th, 2019)
its required that every day you think about women kissing
@kittybroker
The ever-sonorous hockey buzzer now available for the low price of only $9.95!
do you or do you not like that I am a silly goose. be honest
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that
Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice
Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️
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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐
Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️⚧️💕🎉
bath & body works finally released a candle that smells like Laying In The Grass With Your Best Friend, Wondering If It's Normal To Feel This Way About Other Girls And If She Would Let You Touch Her Hair
wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited
I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder
I am nineteen years old
I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me
. yeah okay true I did do that