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ithelpstodream

cookie-sheet-toboggan

so is Victory

ashermajestywishes

LOVE TRIANGLE

bsparrow

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

justrollinon

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all

acciowine

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

krustybunny-deactivated20221129

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

spectrometon

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

quentineliot

Rb for that art doe

konnei

Yup. Disney sure was racist before they added a black woman.

Because everyone knows that the only races there are in the world is black and not black.

Silly Disney.

daringstars

While I love Princess and the frog, the idea that Disney hadn’t done any other racial differences is mindblowing. I mean really?

recreationalcannibalism

Add to that the “Ooh, mixed race couple! How inclusive!” argument.

Because Disney

Has never

Done that

The last one isn’t even the same fucking species.

victoriaringsinyourears

I think this was the whole point of that last one.

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A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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thewickedavatar

a-giant-spider-archive

i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass

slimetony

self care is a eating good bagel and sitting quietly in a chair all night in the dark

theweirdwideweb

writing-prompt-s

You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.

kittenwiskers

Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.

I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.

bi-est-witch-of-middleearth

WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER

gabbyzvolt25

Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.

rockandrollchick29

princessameliarabbit

OMFGDTIURVEUSKD

weloveshortvideos

jathis

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

helvetillinen-helluntai

Delete this website and only leave this behind

whitmerule

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

botanize

officialunitedstates

on the internet no one knows

decenthumanbeing69

No one knows what?

officialunitedstates

no one knows

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grugz

classic todd manoeuvres

hotboyproblems

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

daisyjonesvol6

long live the gayliens

catbushandludicrous

graceebooks

OH MY GOD

theseaisalesbian

It’s back

1deacthedeathmerchant

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

reallifeishorror

This is the lucky tall Betsy. Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

livenudegirl

Bless me Tall Betsy

toomuchperfume

I love this.

ilikethatnoise-blog

I’m going to the bank today, wish me luck!

oddity-txt

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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