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the plot chickens
why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me
Disney didn’t kill the EU.
The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.
Get to know these facts.
I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.
disney fucking caused brexit
my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
you’re doing god’s work here
meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:
go fuck yours*lf
example A
Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck
Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine
It’s not required to write a 20+ page essay defending why you enjoy something shitty, you can just… Enjoy shitty things
Not all content is made equally and you’re allowed to like things that are far from perfect
Like, just, “This show sucks, but I like it anyway” is a totally valid response
“Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time.”
— Jorge Luis Borges (via goodreadss)
Things my dentist has actually said to me:
“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”
“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”
“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”
“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”
“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”
“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”
Chaotic neutral dentist?
s t o p
I love everything about this.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
a gem, this is a god damn gem
Illustrations of cute things people call their significant other. (Source)
A billboard crashed in the fog, making it look like the sky was showing an error message.
You can’t trick me I know that’s a glitch in the matrix
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